I had that stipulation before surgery once and I was getting impatient for them to hook up the saline because I was thirsty as a motherfucker
― mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Still can't get over coffee being a clear liquid.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
coffeelax
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
dulcolax and miralax sound like mythical creatures
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
Gravelax, you dont want
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
Vodka is a clear liquid.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
there it is
― mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
based on my recent experience I can't drink ANY alcohol right now, colonoscopy or no. :/
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
or I can, but I will pay in literal blood.
:(
― mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
For whatever reason IV liquids don't seem to quench a killer thirst (gbx pls verify), at least imo. I was pumped up with tons of IV saline when I was in the ER with insane norovirus; I started feeling lots better but was DYING of thirst. I begged just for ice chips but the staff said "no"--I convinced my husband to pour me some water from the tap because I seriously have never experienced that kind of WILL KILL FOR WATER feeling in my life :(
― quincie, Friday, 3 May 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
ugh ugh ugh I will kill whoever forgot to phone in my prescription
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
^^^feeling yr pain
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
What does it mean if my toenail hurt really bad for one night and then stops hurting and turns purple?
It's still purple btw.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
Have you been running?
― Jeff, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
when i was a wee babby my toe turned purple and i cried and no one could figure out why. ultimately it turned out that one of my mom's hairs had viciously wrapped itself around my toe and cut off circulation, which ultimately led to my mom cutting her long hair and never going back.
this is not helpful, but i hope yr toe improves. not hurting is good; maybe exercise it for circulation?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
have you been running... through mookie's mom's mind all day?
― charli.xlsx (sic), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
I would be super concerned about it suddenly not hurting tbh
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
Did you drop anything on it?
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
Have been walking a lot, not running. Not dropped anything on it. No hairs I can see.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
Did you wear tight shoes shortly before that day? This is a dumb question because if you had, you would probably know that was the reason and not be asking here but both of my big toenails turned purple last year and eventually fell off (and then grew back) from wearing really tight dance shoes at a performance before they were broken in.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have had two purple toes. Once, I rolled a vacuum cleaner back too far, sucked in my sock, and probably bent my big toe back far enough to mess it up.
The second time, I stubbed my little toe hard enough it was probably broken, shoved it in a too-small shoe, and stood all night at a sonic youth/flaming lips concert.
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
never say 'sucked in my sock' again
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
yessir
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
Did not wear tight shoes -- but maybe I stubbed it and don't remember? I think this was a couple days after moving, so who knows. I look forward to it falling off :-/Guess I'm just glad it's not a sign of fungi or slow death via toenail.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
Is it totally numb or does it just not hurt? If it's numb I'd go to a doctor immediately.
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
stop being so sensible
I have other 'entertaining' stories about that little toe I probably broke, but they're even more tmi
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
/checks board title
Spill it, matey
― you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
no it's not numb, it just doesn't hurt. i guess now i'm just wondering if it will fall off o que.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
the toenail, not my toe
oh phew, you can dial my panicked rhetoric back a few notches then
also yeah I'd expect that toenail to fall off
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
just in time for sandals! nothing like a little wormy toe to usher in the season
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
my mom has been missing a fingernail for several years now, toenail seems like nbd
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
Where does she last remember having it?
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
just went to pee and was overcome with the feeling that i was actually asleep/dreaming and therefore really shouldn't pee
it was by will alone i set my pee in motion
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
wake up
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
my colonoscopy went well btw. (except for the hell of going through the prep.) no fistulas. some inflammation in the ileum from my Crohn's, which is not surprising.
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
woo hoo!
I had surgery for one of those once. Do not recommend.
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
Glad you got a good report card, Crüt!
― What makes a man start threads? (WilliamC), Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
nothing quite like transporting 3 bottled liters of one's urine on a non-A/C subway car on a steamy warm morning.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 May 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.blackandblue.eu/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/177x177/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/8/3891yello.jpeg
― walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 31 May 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
omg stryper cock rings?
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
Waxed some of my hairier patches on back and arms before goin on hols, that was a week and more ago and dear lord the spots wtf
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
if you ever do that again, you really do need to trim it down to stubble before you wax
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
better still, don't wax and have a loved one shave you
thanks for tips, but
if you ever do that again
heeelll no
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 08:01 (eleven years ago) link
managed to clog the toilet this morning on a flush that was 0% toilet paper
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
crapatoa
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
do you just like not wipe your ass or something?
― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
The Krapen
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link