How long are you in for? Where's the transplant?
I always root for plenty of drugs, but priorities may vary.
― pplains, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Good luck Morbs. Both with your transplant and with your raging hormones.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
it's... in my blood! they are going to give me plenty of drugs FIRST.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
morbs, all my best wishes. my uncle i posted about last week has made a great recovery btw, and as you probably know his luck was pretty bad - it's a relatively safe undertaking, all things considered
― manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
hope everything goes well, Morbs.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
so much pus...
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
I get a bunch of earwax buildup in my ears, then it starts to dry up and a dried piece of earwax falls from the top of my ear to the bottom.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
Sooooo satisfying.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
The "I have been drinking but I am trying not to check to see if you're dating people, bet you are" sad dance. Especially when you're thinking about situations.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
Double bump if you want to call but you agreed it can't be a thing because of reasons
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh Ive done that one a LOT lately, with the guy Im all hung up on dating a semi-sleb who tweeted incessantly about it. Could. Not. Stop. Looking.
Glad it stopped, cos that shit NAGL for me, I know.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:18 (eleven years ago) link
Hah, I'd been drinking last night and mopey but didn't check on a damned thing. I feel like such an adult.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Once you find the wedding notice the fascination stops dead tbh
― bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah right
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
just "filled the hat" in my hospital room toilet
reminded me of Dreyfuss' Devils Tower replica in Close Encounters.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
glad yr uncle is well, kevin!
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
this guy really fills a hat, if you catch my meaning
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
dear pristine white hotel sheets and bedspread: sorry I sat on you and unexpectedly covered you in blood. I know the cleaners must hate me now :(
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 7 March 2013 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
i don't want to start a tipping fiasco, but maybe a little something would be otm
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:04 (eleven years ago) link
bit late now I checked out 10 hours ago.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:18 (eleven years ago) link
you and yr red popemobile
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
'I checked out 10 hours ago' is a euphemism y/n
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 March 2013 08:05 (eleven years ago) link
y
― the history of mom's apple pie (electricsound), Thursday, 7 March 2013 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
Great thread, mookie with the slam
― i don't have to be fair, i'm *right* (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link
I once fell asleep in a hotel bed, drunk, while eating a Snickers. The stains told an untrue story and I still had several more nights to stay. The shame will outlive me.
― Je55e, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
You should have left a note that said, "Snickers not shit, I swear.".
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
"just smell it honest"
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of wonder if there's an unwritten etiquette code of what to do with items that are blood/shit/snickers smeared
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
In a hotel, that is
Wash them?
― emil.y, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
I think all linens get washed equally harshly tbh. I don't know how commercial laundries do it or what cleaning products they use but they do get things clean.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
note on bedstand "Please wash sheets ASAP (I'm sorry)"
or possibly a note with an arrow pointing at the bed that says SUCIO
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
p sure the etiquette is to scrawl SORRY on the wall, using the same substance with which you have soiled the sheets
― schlump, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
That or REDRUM
― i don't have to be fair, i'm *right* (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, March 7, 2013 10:50 AM (1 hour ago)
Using a black light, employees of the television show "ABC News Primetime" investigated 20 hotels in the United States for cleanliness. Results showed traces of semen or urine in every room they checked, even in expensive five-star hotels.
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
I just wanna know who goes to a five-star hotel room and pisses all over it
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
yo
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
well ive been saving up
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
and before you ask "saving up piss or money?", yes
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
The places they find urine, semen, etc are things that don't get washed in the laundry. Bedspreads, walls, headboards, whatever. Actually in response to that kind of reporting, some hotels now also commit to washing the outer bedcovers between guests, as I noticed on a recent stay. Which is basically a terrible waste especially when you figure a lot of guests never even TOUCH the second bed in the room.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
Oh God, I saw that report. It was mostly the top layers, the comforters, iirc. The sheets get laundered every day but hotels pretty much never wash the comforter. The first thing I do when I get to a hotel is take that thing off. So gross.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
x-post ha
cleanliness is such a bougie concept
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
i remember traveling with my grandmother, who would strip the comforters from the bed upon first entering the hotel room because "that's where all the filth is"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
my nan OTM
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
Oh god can I just...my roommate cuts up raw chicken on a dinner plate, cooks the chicken, and then uses the plate to eat off without washing it AT ALL in between. He does this multiple days in a row with the same plate. If I don't SEE him do it I can ignore it (and he has his own plates that I don't use--EVER) but if I'm aware of it I have to wash the counters and sink handles afterward.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
just a lil salmonella lets be cool
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
It goes to show either how rare food-borne illnesses are, or how good the body is at controlling them under normal circs, because he's probably touched the fridge handles, the cupboard handles, the sink handles, and half the utensils in the kitchen with raw chicken hands.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not particularly clean, and am pretty loose about food hygiene but i would never ever ever mix uncooked and cooked meat in any way. just thinking about it makes me queasy.
― just1n3, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
maybe its all organic free range chicken
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link