The first time her ex saw her vagina (she's black he was not) he told her it looked like a purple canoe.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
She thought the average male penis was "What? Something like 8? 9? inches?".
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
sure, give or take
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
I'll.. take? :D
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
See, that's why I married a woman who only knew the metric system.
― pplains, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
"McBroom's Wonderful One-Acre Cock"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
I am sorry for starting this interruption and I wish for ENBB to please continue
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
Wait so he's black now?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
lol
nah, he's probably still white
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
Sadly, we don't hang out as much since I've (mostly) stopped smoking so it's been a while since we've had one of these heart to hearts where she just tells me shit I never knew I needed to know. However, we've just made plans to get lunch this week so we'll see.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
We once had a security guard who told me, out of the blue as I walked into the building one day after lunch, that her 14-year-old daughter had been internally applying coca-cola "down there" as a contraceptive. I never breathed a word of that to anyone, but she wasn't with us for much longer.
― mbvgz (how's life), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
the daughter?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
brb snoping 'coke vagina death'
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.
http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
destroys teeth and fetuses
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 February 2013 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
lol malta goys
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.
A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
o_o
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJmUZXGxD0
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
ENBB how was that lunch?
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:37 (thirteen years ago)
Never happened cause I think she's getting fired ;_; and shit sort hit the fan last week with the snow and stuff. I'll be sad to see her go if she does leave and not just because of the good sex stories.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
Oh shit. I forgot about y'alls snow. Sad to hear about anyone getting fired.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
I miss desire.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
I am on OB right now and very desperately want to share this story
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
I mean if it worked for 10 years...can't be all bad.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
That's what they said about nazi germany
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
could be she was just nearly infertile and highly resistant to infection
or the later is false and was the cause of the former
― mh, Friday, 15 February 2013 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
Is the knitting board ravelry.com?
― Je55e, Friday, 15 February 2013 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
Going into the hospital for stem-cell transplant in ten days... not sure whether I should root for 1) loss of libido or 2) enough pvt space to jack off.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2013 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
How long are you in for? Where's the transplant?
I always root for plenty of drugs, but priorities may vary.
― pplains, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
Good luck Morbs. Both with your transplant and with your raging hormones.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:34 (thirteen years ago)
it's... in my blood! they are going to give me plenty of drugs FIRST.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
morbs, all my best wishes. my uncle i posted about last week has made a great recovery btw, and as you probably know his luck was pretty bad - it's a relatively safe undertaking, all things considered
― manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
hope everything goes well, Morbs.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:43 (thirteen years ago)
so much pus...
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
I get a bunch of earwax buildup in my ears, then it starts to dry up and a dried piece of earwax falls from the top of my ear to the bottom.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:21 (thirteen years ago)
Sooooo satisfying.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
The "I have been drinking but I am trying not to check to see if you're dating people, bet you are" sad dance. Especially when you're thinking about situations.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:00 (thirteen years ago)
Double bump if you want to call but you agreed it can't be a thing because of reasons
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
Ugh Ive done that one a LOT lately, with the guy Im all hung up on dating a semi-sleb who tweeted incessantly about it. Could. Not. Stop. Looking.
Glad it stopped, cos that shit NAGL for me, I know.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:18 (thirteen years ago)
Hah, I'd been drinking last night and mopey but didn't check on a damned thing. I feel like such an adult.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
Once you find the wedding notice the fascination stops dead tbh
― bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
yeah right
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
just "filled the hat" in my hospital room toilet
reminded me of Dreyfuss' Devils Tower replica in Close Encounters.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
glad yr uncle is well, kevin!
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
this guy really fills a hat, if you catch my meaning
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
dear pristine white hotel sheets and bedspread: sorry I sat on you and unexpectedly covered you in blood. I know the cleaners must hate me now :(
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 7 March 2013 05:59 (thirteen years ago)
i don't want to start a tipping fiasco, but maybe a little something would be otm
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:04 (thirteen years ago)
bit late now I checked out 10 hours ago.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:18 (thirteen years ago)
you and yr red popemobile
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 06:25 (thirteen years ago)