dude
― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
lmao that's awesome
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― :C (crüt), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
TBH I could start a whole thread just based on shit she's told me about her sex life.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
if this thread isn't started by close of business today I will be cross w/you
― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
The first time her ex saw her vagina (she's black he was not) he told her it looked like a purple canoe.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
She thought the average male penis was "What? Something like 8? 9? inches?".
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
sure, give or take
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
I'll.. take? :D
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
See, that's why I married a woman who only knew the metric system.
― pplains, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
"McBroom's Wonderful One-Acre Cock"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
I am sorry for starting this interruption and I wish for ENBB to please continue
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Wait so he's black now?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
lol
nah, he's probably still white
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
Sadly, we don't hang out as much since I've (mostly) stopped smoking so it's been a while since we've had one of these heart to hearts where she just tells me shit I never knew I needed to know. However, we've just made plans to get lunch this week so we'll see.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
We once had a security guard who told me, out of the blue as I walked into the building one day after lunch, that her 14-year-old daughter had been internally applying coca-cola "down there" as a contraceptive. I never breathed a word of that to anyone, but she wasn't with us for much longer.
― mbvgz (how's life), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
the daughter?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
brb snoping 'coke vagina death'
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.
http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
destroys teeth and fetuses
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 February 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol malta goys
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.
A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
o_o
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJmUZXGxD0
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
ENBB how was that lunch?
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
Never happened cause I think she's getting fired ;_; and shit sort hit the fan last week with the snow and stuff. I'll be sad to see her go if she does leave and not just because of the good sex stories.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit. I forgot about y'alls snow. Sad to hear about anyone getting fired.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
I miss desire.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
I am on OB right now and very desperately want to share this story
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I mean if it worked for 10 years...can't be all bad.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
That's what they said about nazi germany
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
could be she was just nearly infertile and highly resistant to infection
or the later is false and was the cause of the former
― mh, Friday, 15 February 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Is the knitting board ravelry.com?
― Je55e, Friday, 15 February 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
Going into the hospital for stem-cell transplant in ten days... not sure whether I should root for 1) loss of libido or 2) enough pvt space to jack off.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
How long are you in for? Where's the transplant?
I always root for plenty of drugs, but priorities may vary.
― pplains, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Good luck Morbs. Both with your transplant and with your raging hormones.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
it's... in my blood! they are going to give me plenty of drugs FIRST.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
morbs, all my best wishes. my uncle i posted about last week has made a great recovery btw, and as you probably know his luck was pretty bad - it's a relatively safe undertaking, all things considered
― manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
hope everything goes well, Morbs.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
so much pus...
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
I get a bunch of earwax buildup in my ears, then it starts to dry up and a dried piece of earwax falls from the top of my ear to the bottom.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
Sooooo satisfying.
― how's life, Monday, 25 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
The "I have been drinking but I am trying not to check to see if you're dating people, bet you are" sad dance. Especially when you're thinking about situations.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
Double bump if you want to call but you agreed it can't be a thing because of reasons
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh Ive done that one a LOT lately, with the guy Im all hung up on dating a semi-sleb who tweeted incessantly about it. Could. Not. Stop. Looking.
Glad it stopped, cos that shit NAGL for me, I know.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:18 (eleven years ago) link
Hah, I'd been drinking last night and mopey but didn't check on a damned thing. I feel like such an adult.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Once you find the wedding notice the fascination stops dead tbh
― bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah right
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
just "filled the hat" in my hospital room toilet
reminded me of Dreyfuss' Devils Tower replica in Close Encounters.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link