pssh, if she thinks she has a big ass, and 90% of the people she is dating are lanky dudes, then maybe she likes lanky dudes and not vice versa
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
I was just talking about Bitches Gotta Eat on another thread! I love her.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
(Psst I know where do you think I found it also THANK YOU I am dying over here)
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
this makes a lot more sense with the Je55e source cited!
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
don't forget TMI borad, valentine's day is just around the corner
http://www.coco-de-mer.com/products/edible-anus-chocolates/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
"Contains traces of nuts"
― resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:55 (thirteen years ago)
loool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)
so... my gf showed up with one of those remote control bullets that fit into panties before we went out to dinner the other nightit's kind of terrible but also really, really fun
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
she started on Lexapro and there's maybe some issues with anorgasmia so I guess she wanted to try something together other than the We-Vibe (which is cool but requires waaaaaaay too much lube IMO to be comfortable for both parties)I promised her a Magic Wand for her birthday
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
Do you remember last week in the shower?
― Je55e, Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:48 (thirteen years ago)
I have one of those. We saw the second last Batman movie in the theatre the first night which, well, made the movie more interesting for me. But the batteries are dead & it's not something I remember to buy batteries for, so it's laid dormant for a while.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 2 February 2013 06:18 (thirteen years ago)
so it goes.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:08 (thirteen years ago)
I have a boil on my ass.
That is all.
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
Oh god, I hate those!
― how's life, Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
Falling toilet seat scored a solid hit today
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
i had an erotic dream in which i was dressed as batman. i have the simultaneous desires to tell everybody and to ensure that no one ever knows.
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Monday, 4 February 2013 08:25 (thirteen years ago)
oops.
hahahaha
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)
A couple months ago my co-worker told me that she likes her husband to do her from behind while he's wearing a hockey mask like Jason and the're both looking in a mirror.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
I would... have difficulty containing my reaction to that one
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
dude
― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
lmao that's awesome
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
omg
― :C (crüt), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
TBH I could start a whole thread just based on shit she's told me about her sex life.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
if this thread isn't started by close of business today I will be cross w/you
― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
The first time her ex saw her vagina (she's black he was not) he told her it looked like a purple canoe.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
She thought the average male penis was "What? Something like 8? 9? inches?".
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
sure, give or take
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
I'll.. take? :D
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
See, that's why I married a woman who only knew the metric system.
― pplains, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
"McBroom's Wonderful One-Acre Cock"
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
I am sorry for starting this interruption and I wish for ENBB to please continue
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
Wait so he's black now?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
lol
nah, he's probably still white
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
Sadly, we don't hang out as much since I've (mostly) stopped smoking so it's been a while since we've had one of these heart to hearts where she just tells me shit I never knew I needed to know. However, we've just made plans to get lunch this week so we'll see.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
We once had a security guard who told me, out of the blue as I walked into the building one day after lunch, that her 14-year-old daughter had been internally applying coca-cola "down there" as a contraceptive. I never breathed a word of that to anyone, but she wasn't with us for much longer.
― mbvgz (how's life), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
the daughter?
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
brb snoping 'coke vagina death'
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.
http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
destroys teeth and fetuses
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 February 2013 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
lol malta goys
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.
A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
o_o
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJmUZXGxD0
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
ENBB how was that lunch?
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:37 (thirteen years ago)
Never happened cause I think she's getting fired ;_; and shit sort hit the fan last week with the snow and stuff. I'll be sad to see her go if she does leave and not just because of the good sex stories.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
Oh shit. I forgot about y'alls snow. Sad to hear about anyone getting fired.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
I miss desire.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
There is infamous story on my knitting message board about a poster's sister who used a perfume cap as a contraception.A perfume cap she had in her vagina FOR TEN YEARS.
I am on OB right now and very desperately want to share this story
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 15 February 2013 17:22 (thirteen years ago)