rimming

was one click away from cutecelsior, thought better of it.

No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

Now that's a different kind of cute

It's the flavor of your ass
Your ass is black metallic

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/f/final-fantasy/album-he-poos-clouds.jpg

http://lpsocialclub.com/lpsc02/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Flaming-Lips-Clouds-Taste-Metallic.jpg

Beat me to it.

ok

It's what I was thinking, too. I think there's a joke there about ILXor clouds.

Oh dammit.

http://i.imgur.com/3D3Ij.png

Rim The Lightning

Rimmer of Puppets?

rimmer of poop butts

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

These results can kiss my ass.

complex results

one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

bitter earth is realer than you and i

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

i forgive you

Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.

I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.

slam dunk - what is your thought of this product: http://myshineyhiney.com/

hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"

This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining

congrats to you and owen!

🍑🍆💨💩

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

― how's life

best iltmi short story imo

haha!

https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet

full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread

reporting from the pacific rim

doo doo rim rim rim
doo doo rim rim

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12
No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

it's slobberin' time made me lol

also the Hungry4Ass exchange

great thread classic posts

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link

posts that were not prescient… unless?!

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this may have been my peak

hungry4ass and it's feeding time

my first sexual act was rimming

Rimming was my last new sexual act.