you're such a mediocre heretonormative phrase
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
that would have been funnier if I could spell
also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:34 PM (9 minutes ago) [IP: 68.84.78.15] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Thanks for this. I will now be singing it for the REST OF MY LIFE.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 17 December 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
IMO once you are touching breasts with your dick, you are in the suburbs of Tittyfucktown and might as well head into town for some shopping, if you know what I mean
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is it cool to post TMI in the Excelsior thread cos i roffled hardcore?
also to answer the thread question, this is mostly fucking classic but obv only if both parties are into it
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 December 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
like having sex with bags of sand
― mh, Monday, 17 December 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
kinda feel like there are more fun and/or sensual things to do with boobs than stick my dick between 'em.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
god i love fucking bags of sand
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
well that's it. i'm off breasts forever.
― back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Joaquin-Phoenix-gets-frisky-with-sand-lady-in-the-master-movie-bait.jpg
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
post here to get yr consensual sex acts approved by old lunch
Yeah, not actually disapproving of anyone's consensual sex acts. I heartily support anyone who wants a lit candle up their ass and I support just as heartily anyone who says that ain't their thing.
― Hardening At Night (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
"Actual sex" is such a mediocre heteronormative phrase.
I should've probably said "sexual acts that all parties find enjoyable as opposed to sexual acts that seem strictly masturbatory and where one person is basically relegated to the role of one's right hand". But I'll totally cop to being a mediocre heteronormative dude in practice.
― Hardening At Night (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 December 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:23 PM
This, in a bust-a-nutshell.
― WilliamC, Monday, 17 December 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
this is the ultimate good in theory, terrible in reality actActually kneeling over a woman thrusting is worse than if she does the work but they're both pretty terrible.
if boobs make contact with junk in the course of a blowjob, that's pretty awesome.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
girl i dated years ago nixing this particular act: "what's in it for me?"
― Lee626, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
"you get a dick betwixt yr breasts!"
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
"and then i have to clean the bathroom...."
― Lee626, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux))
mammaryyyyyc on ts
now I have to trepan myself
this is mildly entertaining for like 2 minutes every decade but in orbit has made me very glad that nobody I've dated has been particularly into it
― a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
I am legitimately surprised that ppl weren't doing that to Steve Winwood already
also surprised ppl weren't singing "MAMMARYYYYYYYYYYY", heyo
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
whoa!
― mh, Monday, 17 December 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh awesome my song as even more words now
also lol
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
i'm the same boner i used to be
― back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
and then a sax solo
wait i don't think there was a sax solo in valerie
tbh thinking of that ridiculous Eric Prydz song that is just a loop of the Winwood sample
― mh, Monday, 17 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
x-post If there isn't there should be. There should always be a sax solo.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://ajadante.ytmnd.com/
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
It's a synth sax solo. Which feels like perhaps the most appropriate music for c-ing on t's.
― Hardening At Night (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
nah, bongos and flute.
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
Gourd shakers and digeridoo.
― Hardening At Night (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
Two turntables and a microphone.
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/67/154891823_9642e13f22.jpg
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
ive done this before and while it wasnt unenjoyable i actually had the thought mid-tittyfuck that she could basically be reading the adventures of huckleberry finn on a kindle and it wouldnt impact the sex act at all and it wilted me a bit...breasts are born to be second banana like andy richter imo
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
Throwing a second banana into the equation makes this into a whole other act imo.
― Oral Kiosk (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
I was thinking "come on me" but I think yrs works better
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
Add me to "interesting in theory, boring in practice" group. The physical sensation in this isn't that great (at least not compared to many other types of acts), and the lack of any participation for the other party (well, I guess with big boobs and long dick you can do titfuck/bj combo, but that seems kinda uncomfortable for the woman) is a total turn-off, at least for me. It seems to me the main reason people do this that they get kicks for having, or their partner having, big breasts (since that's what's usually required for titfucking), which is okay I guess (who am I to judge what turns other people on?), but personally I can find better types enjoyment from boobs.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 20 December 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 24 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Merry Christmas
― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
Mammary Christmas!
― t_s (how's life), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
2 men dislike. 0 women dislike.
― t_s (how's life), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 10:39 (eleven years ago) link
Shout-out to the GGGs
I am a woman and I dislike mammary intercourse 0
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
(...in the Dan Savage sense, not necessarily the size sense.)
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
that clarification was indeed necessary
― mother nature gives me a cuddle every time i beat the shit out o (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link