Sex Droughts

Good thing she lives on the other side of the country.

I say that, because if she were local I'd probably be over there tonight and regretting it in the morning. It's been 10 months!

It's been about a year for me now. It's a good thing, though ... after a long series of gross and completely absurd flings and one night stands, I'm getting my shit together for something better.

the worst being an alien-loving conspiracy theorist and then a probable bi-polar 40-smthng former teacher who wanted to 'sexeducate' me. i'd really like to try out something normal for a change.

'sexeducate'

Oh my! I have to ask, though...what did you learn?

don't get involved with crazy people

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Double-alaskan-rainbow.jpg

i guess we can assume by that that poppage was achieved

2mb of poppage

you yanks and yr imperial measures

If I understand correctly, darragh, there were no yanks in this instance.

might as well use this to document the timeline of the pending drought - broke up Friday/Sunday, I think it had been five days since coitus.

WHY SHIT SO COMPLICATED

It's pretty straightforward bro

http://breasthealthrevolution.com/blog/index_files/train-into-tunnel.jpg

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/ca4b21dd20a75093f110e9a1061466e1/tumblr_mesuvvopXg1qzbjieo1_500.jpg

http://www.kleinbottle.com/images/babyinhand2.jpg

Hey if you can master that one there's no need to leave the house.

http://www.redcliffsdesertreserve.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/Desert-Tortoise-IMG_40733.jpg

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcqi4jcPW1qhmhdfo1_500.gif

I love that this thread has basically just turned into a scorecard for us to keep track of when other ilxors are getting laid.

last saturday i was looking at my crotch through a microscope, as is my usual ritual, and could've sworn I saw a tumbleweed blow past. of course it might've been dust mites that gathered up a ball of my public hair and now push it around my groin like buggy little sisyphuses. short form, i need to get laiiiiid.

One screw in the last 3.5 years, and that one was crap. I'm feeling antsy and edgy and a little bit mad, miserable and unfocussed and generally like a teenager, debating going back on the meds, and it just now hit me - there's nothing wrong with me a good shag wouldn't fix. What do you do when masturbation isn't working any more?

drink more

Wank twice in a row?

meet someone hot who's travelling through town

travel through someone else's town and find someone hot

I am a-travellin', but not hot. Nor have I met anyone hot, nor has anyone approaching hot been interested in meeting me :(

when you need a right shagging hotness can be overrated as a stumbling block

have you tried lying on yr hand first btw

The existence of a sexually disinterested but (allegedly) emotionally committed boyfriend is the biggest stumbling block tbh, and I haven't tried drinking or lying on my hand because frankly enough of me is numb already (figuratively and literally - lot of bike training lately.)

I'm downloading some erotic science fiction. Wish me luck.

sex: the final frontier

sorry i know yr sitch sucks :(
even speaking as major previous cause of own shaglessness

The existence of a sexually disinterested but (allegedly) emotionally committed boyfriend

this guy gets worse with every factoid imo

Hey now, the sexual disinterest isn't news, I've been bitching about it all along. GB remains the same worse he's always been. I don't expect sympathy on that score b/c I am clearly an idiot who won't be shown sense.

maybe he'd rather be goblin cock

cancer is a cockblocker

oh morbs :( didn't see this post last week. hope you're not feeling too down about it.

I came here to say that I'm on my way to a party and feeling blue about the fact that I won't be pulling, but I feel like a tit now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enyn3ZtTeVQ

gpoy

Still not gettin' any. I hope the rest of ILX is at it like rabbits on E, but if you are, don't tell me about it. Or if you must tell me about it, tell me in irresistibly sensual detail. Cheers.

sex droughts
isn't it nice
luring disco dollies
to a life of vice

7+ months, have more or less forgotten what it was even like at this point

zora having just read your posts upthread, i can say that i'm in almost exactly the same situation, which makes me feel a lil better. hope it might for you, too

just for the record i was googling 'clam snap shut gif'

I suppose it does een, a little. How long has it been for you, if you don't mind saying? How do you cope? I feel so undesirable I can hardly be bothered to brush my hair.

aw sweetie just try not to let yourself fall into this circular thinking -- "i feel so undesirable", so i'll just leave my hair unkempt so i'll look just as undesirable as i feel. Instead, try sprucing up your hair, throw on some nice threads, look in the mirror, tell yourself you look great. Look in the mirror a second time, this time being honest with yourself and looking for any possible flaw. See your reflection in the mirror, and realize, no, really, you do look great. Now, allow yourself to feel as good as you look (or even better) and you'll find the feel-good vibe can be contagious.

Zo, I have thoughts. Write later when not on phone. xx

Well, just wanted to chime in and say never lose hope. I've been in a drought and has become the guy with unkempt hair, beard and clothes who sits in the corner and is grumpy, but then last friday I went to a birthday party for someone I respect a lot, and so I decided I had to pretty up, sorta, and I shaved and put on the smartest shirt and made a point out of smiling and being nice to everyone and not drinking too much, and wouldn't you know it, this cute girl came on to me and we talked for hours and she gave me her phone number and we're meeting up again in a few days.

I've been a resident of drought town since February 2012, but I rarely think about it. And when I do, I just eat ice cream.