sayin
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
let's just say every Kelly Clarkson song is secretly an ode to ass-eating
what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
What happened to Miss Analingus?
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, yeah
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
the most shameful thing is here is that i feel like this is not the only thread on ilx where i am on-record as wanting to dine on kelly clarkson's butt
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
you think you got it bad
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
i am beyond the pale every day, dan
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ getting paid for that
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
RESPECT IS DUE
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
beyond the pale, behind the pink, well into the brown tbh
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bottletrek.com/Qstore/uploads/lost_coast_downtown_brown_l.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)
the less-difficult brown
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
reign man
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
also, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8SoarbbccWE/UBzbeGL9OTI/AAAAAAAADds/APdwD-qclSs/s1600/kirbygrimmmmmmm.jpg
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
i would not want the thing to eat my butt
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know how you looked at "the thing to eat my butt" and got to "green eggs and ham" but I applaud that you did
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
i may have just choked on my dinner
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
my dinner of butt
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ftw
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
what have I become?my sweetest friendeveryone I knowgoes away in the endyou could have it allmy dinner of buttI will let you downI will make you hurt
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
Kudos
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
Good work here tonight, guys. Good work.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
it's not work if you enjoy it
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
like ass-eating
omg
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/kudos.png
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
i would eat a kudos out of kelly clarkson's butt
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)
you'll be surprised by the nutrition facts
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
Interesting flavors in the variety pack.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
my favourite thing about photoshops created for ilx is just imagining a poster making them, silently & with concentration, submitting their work for the wider good
― Love Greenwald Hate Torture (schlump), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)
if you zooom in there'z little orange butts in there
― the late great, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:50 (thirteen years ago)
xpost while I was isolating bart simpson's butt from the rest of his body in powerpoint to make that png, I wondered if I should just stop visiting ilx. I had to tilt my laptop toward the window, so my office mate couldn't see that I had just gis'd "cartoon butt." The red sun was pasted in the sky like a wafer.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 07:03 (thirteen years ago)
^ POTY
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:16 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOiW0Wml3Q&feature=youtu.be
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, December 12, 2012
can i say i really read this wrong at first given the thread topic
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg
ass-eaters, your everest.
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
that post goes out to djp, in celebration of 10 fabulous years of this photo.
I am amazed it took this long for that picture to arrive here
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)
i said that very same thing to [REDACTED]* earlier this evening when talking about this thread and butts.
*name deleted to protect said individual from people wondering why in the hell they were talking about giant asses with me.
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)
REDACTED = garu g
― the late great, Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:58 (thirteen years ago)
it was becky lucas
― my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?
― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:45 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hes a good director
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:52 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.
― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
damn... shit!!!!
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
whole foods has a coffee called pacific rim blend and every time i see it in the store i think "pacific rimjob"!!!!!!!!!!!
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)