dark side (of my taint)
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing
man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
since u been gone I can rim for the first time
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)
u refers to her gag reflex, apparently
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
behind these pink eyes
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)
rim nation is the worst janet jackson album
― D-40, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)
i mean best?
http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
on an ass-capade baby
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)
Rimming is kind of odd in that the vast majority of the time the thought of it grosses me out, but sometimes in the heat of the moment I am all about it.
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
felchboy
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
Memories
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:23 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
talking about some shit iirc
― what is google (schlump), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)
It's kind of weird, when you think about it: Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)
One time I got overenthusiastic and bit down on my friend's butthole it hurt till the next day.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:20 (thirteen years ago)
My Fellow Americans,I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― what is google (schlump), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:20 (thirteen years ago)
Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
Also Morbs if someone is on their back w their legs/ass in the air you can see their face though sometimes you have to move their boner out of the way
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)
skinny cheeks & spread legs I imagine
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:33 (thirteen years ago)
i remember reading that dennis cooper interview! the best thing he ever wrote.
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
i do not lick butts
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 10, 2012 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
you can not lie
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
India.Arie feat. Akon - "I Do Not Lick Butts"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
in b4 trayce
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61869_10151349984841183_745981726_n.jpg
― boo-hoo-ty sapperticker (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
"Sweet Cocktail Trim" really puts that over the top
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
i will never be able to not hear that kelly clarkson song as an ode to ass-eating now
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
given my decade-long feelings in regard to kelly clarkson, i'm not really sad about this
^^
― boo-hoo-ty sapperticker (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
That could really go either way.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
sayin
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
let's just say every Kelly Clarkson song is secretly an ode to ass-eating
what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
What happened to Miss Analingus?
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, yeah
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
the most shameful thing is here is that i feel like this is not the only thread on ilx where i am on-record as wanting to dine on kelly clarkson's butt
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
you think you got it bad
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
i am beyond the pale every day, dan
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ getting paid for that
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
RESPECT IS DUE
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
beyond the pale, behind the pink, well into the brown tbh
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bottletrek.com/Qstore/uploads/lost_coast_downtown_brown_l.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)
the less-difficult brown
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)
reign man
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
also, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8SoarbbccWE/UBzbeGL9OTI/AAAAAAAADds/APdwD-qclSs/s1600/kirbygrimmmmmmm.jpg
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
i would not want the thing to eat my butt
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)