rimming

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i was going to post this exact message

A-plus is famous
so get the anus

-souls of mischief

for posterity:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg

or should i say

for posterior-ity

iirc i made that joke before, newbie

you shouldn't say

twice in september 2011, get in

rimming jokes never get stale, much like rimming itself

they just get dank

did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet

shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn

"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?

^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"

We'll all be in church!

Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

santa coming down your rimney

probably not being rimmed :(

santa climbing down your romney

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.

16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.
― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

17) See 16.
― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

I care a little bit now.

lolll

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

you're shit

the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i am what i eat

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?

it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot

if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either

butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !

I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.

"Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during analingus appear healthy."

wow thanks captain buzzkill, yes butts are gross thats why theyre amazing

haha i'm just paranoid now

yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan

really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic

just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general

i've been assuming buttholes/poo can carry bacteria that would cause disease even if the carrier doesn't have the disease, maybe that's wrong?

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012

Dude wtf you are obsessed with dissin my Australianism or something idk

Also this thread, ew.

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clear eyes, full heart, can't poo

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

also "rimming" sounds so weird. eat ass or gtfo.

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.