ain't no reason bein' subtlewhen it's the buthole i want
-slick richard
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
disqualified, i don't know what rimming is
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, we're halfway thereAh ah, rimming on a prayer
― blues bras (Eazy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
I am most illand I'm rimming and stealing
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
And I thought Trayce *lived* down under
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha i was going to post this exact message
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
A-plus is famousso get the anus
-souls of mischief
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
for posterity:
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
or should i say
for posterior-ity
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
iirc i made that joke before, newbie
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
you shouldn't say
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
twice in september 2011, get in
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
rimming jokes never get stale, much like rimming itself
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
they just get dank
― 乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"
We'll all be in church!
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
santa coming down your rimney
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
probably not being rimmed :(
santa climbing down your romney
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark
17) See 16.― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark
― slam dunk, Saturday, 8 December 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link
I care a little bit now.
― Bryan, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:00 (eleven years ago) link
you're shit
― buzza, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link
the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:08 (eleven years ago) link
― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
i am what i eat
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?
― Lee626, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:20 (eleven years ago) link
it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
(btw i recently tried it)
(because of this thread)
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
*heart swells*
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link
butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:35 (eleven years ago) link
I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during analingus appear healthy."
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow thanks captain buzzkill, yes butts are gross thats why theyre amazing
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
haha i'm just paranoid now
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic
just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link