rimming

the odd things that spark, idk

worth reading the original thread for the alluded p1v3n post

The Christina Ricci appreciation thread

scary, isn't it

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH WAIT

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol/;_;

crut yr a hero too

i fking love this thread, every day it becomes more special

attaining poop-shelf levels of lol

goddam numbers in the titles of things

ain't no reason bein' subtle
when it's the buthole i want

-slick richard

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disqualified, i don't know what rimming is

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

Ah, we're halfway there
Ah ah, rimming on a prayer

I am most ill
and I'm rimming and stealing

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i was going to post this exact message

A-plus is famous
so get the anus

-souls of mischief

for posterity:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg

or should i say

for posterior-ity

iirc i made that joke before, newbie

you shouldn't say

twice in september 2011, get in

rimming jokes never get stale, much like rimming itself

they just get dank

did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet

shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn

"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?

^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"

We'll all be in church!

Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

santa coming down your rimney

probably not being rimmed :(

santa climbing down your romney

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.

16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.
― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

17) See 16.
― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

I care a little bit now.

lolll

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

you're shit

the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i am what i eat

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?

it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot

if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either

butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !

I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.