Sex Droughts

been about 5 months for me, myeloma NAGL

Every teenage boy knows the "baseball metaphor" thing. There's never been any consensus whatsoever as to what anything but home plate signifies, yet everybody insists that their interpretation (and only theirs) is the one true meaning

In any case TT things are lookin' up...

I'd LOVE some 2nd base action.

Arranged for a Frankenstorm of drought-busters and participated in my first organized orgy. Sploosh.

When it rains, it.... holy shit this is a hurricane!

http://sheraby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/morton-salt.jpg?w=240&h=240

1st base - kissing
2nd base - groping
long lead off 2nd - manual stimulation
3rd base - oral
home run - sex
stealing home - anal

just FYI

inside the park home run - ?

suicide squeeze - ?

manual stimulation

For some reason, this calls to mind whenever I read a criminal complaint containing the phrase "digital penetration."

What is "heavy petting"?

safety squeeze

Struck out again this weekend....

Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy

"petting" makes me think of Boyd Rice's creepy interview with Tiny Tim

Petting is the worst word ever

pesky pole

In church they would always emphasize avoiding the lurid sin of PETTING and I am going to secure a place in heaven because that's just imprecise language.

what is a call to the bullpen

http://iye.com/images/items/full/DSCN27853300.JPG ?

Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),

thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"

getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss

7th inning stretch = 7th inning stretch

= digital penetration?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/stretch-armstrong-toy.jpg

Petting is the worst word ever

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no man petting is cool. i can never imagine using it but i like its aura, like it just suggests some kind of heated clumsiness i find appealing.

Bunt = slow dance w/ boner

inside the park homer = pulling out to c on t's?

that's the infield fly rule

Went to three gay bars and a Madonna concert this weekend. If that didn't break the streak, nothing will.

bobby thomson's shot heard round the world - ending a prolonged sex drought

It's gone platonic, which is kind of for the best- there's a six-year age difference I felt kind of weird about (29 to 23- she assumed I was much younger, I thought she was slightly older). Hey, new friend, I can't complain. We might be making pumpkin pierogis over the weekend, and I'm trying to convince her to come see Mykki Blanco with me next week.

It's over.

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Up to a solid year and a half now. Additionally, I think I've completely lost my "play-dar" (deepest apologies for that), as the few instances that seemed to be maaaybe heading in that direction (up to and including actually sharing a bed with a former partner at their bequest...?) tooootally wound up not heading in that direction at all (see also: what I recently sorta kinda thought was a third date but that she decided to bring a friend to...?). I'm beginning to feel like I've somehow lamentably become the perpetual eunuch companion.

I was so freaked out after that I ate a big bag of wine gums on the bus.

the perpetual eunuch companion.

Took the words right out of my mouth :(

^^Thirded. I attended a gala tonight and was once again reminded of this, as I am at most of these things.

Its been about 2 months for me (last experience was a harrowing one night stand that I think put me off sex for a while). I sense a long drought. I'm totally into the idea.

Go with it!

I was just friended on fb by a girl I share several mutual friends with and, within 4 four exchanged messages, I'd already been warned that drunk messages from her will involve flirting and propositioning. What? We only began talking 24 hours ago!

This is probably what happens on okc or other dating sites, but I don't do those and kind of don't expect it on fb.

Good thing she lives on the other side of the country.

Good thing she lives on the other side of the country.

I say that, because if she were local I'd probably be over there tonight and regretting it in the morning. It's been 10 months!

It's been about a year for me now. It's a good thing, though ... after a long series of gross and completely absurd flings and one night stands, I'm getting my shit together for something better.

the worst being an alien-loving conspiracy theorist and then a probable bi-polar 40-smthng former teacher who wanted to 'sexeducate' me. i'd really like to try out something normal for a change.

'sexeducate'

Oh my! I have to ask, though...what did you learn?

don't get involved with crazy people

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Double-alaskan-rainbow.jpg

i guess we can assume by that that poppage was achieved

2mb of poppage

you yanks and yr imperial measures