Sex drought, isn't it nowt, luring disco dollies to a life of gout...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:49 PM (2 years ago)
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
A girl spilled a drink on me last night. This is officially the most action I have gotten in my entire life. To celebrate I think I will stare at a cubicle wall for nine hours and listen to my neighbor in the cubefarm talk about her kids and then maybe jump off a bridge
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
I feel that way a lot of the time, too.
― Bryan, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://s3.freefoto.com/images/9907/03/9907_03_19_web.jpg
Maybe? I dunno, it's been a weird night
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 28 October 2012 06:48 (thirteen years ago)
:-D
― ljubljana, Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe, though? I don't think anything's going to come of it but it's hard to think of a cute girl grinding on my junk to "Dancing With Myself" as anything but a step in the right direction
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
Also an unexpected text: "I totally support your gender neutrality btw". In a way maybe the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
:) that's great!
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
Robyn is always a step in right direction. A chunky-shoed dance step, I like to think.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't know Robyn was covering Billy Idol nowadays
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
Oh sorry, I heard that title to the tune of "Dancing on my Own"! Haha I don't know the Billy Idol song, I fail at the 80s.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
wait WAHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
ALL TIME
also it's about masturbation so it's thread appropriate
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)
dude you've just kinda ruined that song for me
― chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, "Dancing with Myself" is one of the best songs ever. Fact.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
Can someone explain to a slack-jawed yokel what the cloud photo was representing?
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
the potential end of a drought
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
Thanks. It's similar for me.
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
you guyyys
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
[is still in the whiny early days of drought, shuts up]
drought is a personal experience
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
nobody gets to tell you you're not thirsty
it's hoos, he probably means he's walking home from the last shower
― sug night (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
Masturbation is kinda like drinking piss or sea water: you can do it and survive but not for long. Or maybe it's like only drinking Brawndo. I need to have some sex. :-(
― Bryan, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
I see clouds rolling in.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
xpost guess I'm effectively amphibious at this point
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
My gf will be here on Friday!!
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Baseball_2B.svg/220px-Baseball_2B.svg.png http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg/220px-Confusion_-_New_Order.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:01 (thirteen years ago)
been about 5 months for me, myeloma NAGL
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 November 2012 06:05 (thirteen years ago)
Every teenage boy knows the "baseball metaphor" thing. There's never been any consensus whatsoever as to what anything but home plate signifies, yet everybody insists that their interpretation (and only theirs) is the one true meaning
In any case TT things are lookin' up...
― soaked (Lee626), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
I'd LOVE some 2nd base action.
― Bryan, Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
Arranged for a Frankenstorm of drought-busters and participated in my first organized orgy. Sploosh.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 2 November 2012 06:15 (thirteen years ago)
When it rains, it.... holy shit this is a hurricane!
http://sheraby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/morton-salt.jpg?w=240&h=240
― soaked (Lee626), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:18 (thirteen years ago)
1st base - kissing2nd base - gropinglong lead off 2nd - manual stimulation3rd base - oralhome run - sexstealing home - anal
just FYI
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
inside the park home run - ?
― 乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
suicide squeeze - ?
manual stimulation
For some reason, this calls to mind whenever I read a criminal complaint containing the phrase "digital penetration."
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
What is "heavy petting"?
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
safety squeeze
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
Struck out again this weekend....
― Lee626, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
Tinkers to Evers to Chance - orgy
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
"petting" makes me think of Boyd Rice's creepy interview with Tiny Tim
― crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
Petting is the worst word ever
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
pesky pole
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)
In church they would always emphasize avoiding the lurid sin of PETTING and I am going to secure a place in heaven because that's just imprecise language.
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
what is a call to the bullpen
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 4 November 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://iye.com/images/items/full/DSCN27853300.JPG ?
― sug night (sic), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),
thought an orgy was "both dugouts emptied after the batter was plunked"
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
getting a minor celebrity in for the first toss
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)
7th inning stretch = 7th inning stretch
― Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)
= digital penetration?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 5 November 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)