what's happening to our borad TMI

Ah but your girlish figure.

If you could, what would you WANT to eat? Do you dream about food? Or is there nausea that makes the idea of eating not even a pleasure?

I wanted to eat what I had for breakfast this morning, and it was 'too soon.' Not nausea, other unpleasantness.

I do not dream about food.

when you dream about playing for the mets, what position do you play

I can't even dream about playing Fantasy Camp with the oldies.

sometimes get this kinda trapped/pinched nerve in my undercarriage that essentially gives me a dry orgasm during certain movements- eg getting out of a low seat. happened getting out of the car after football this evening. i'd get it checked out but with my luck they'd cure me.

haha i kind of have that. when i'm making my bed and i lift a blanket up high it tickles.

ha it must be more common than i thought, tho obv nobody's going to talk about it in ireland, figures

where was i when they were passing this shit out

can only advise that you get a lowish car and take up football, idk

i def need an autogasm trigger put in for the duration of limpy elderly ambulation

it's not actually that pleasant. that's like the only time it happens though, never with heavier things or getting out of cars.

im harbling

too little information

fell asleep mid-whack last night. it was a much-needed whack and i'm feeling all backed up today, like my liver is swimming in frustrated jizz.

Hahaha I do that all the time. I always wonder if my husband comes to bed and sees me with my hand tucked in the pyjama bottoms.

I did that once with a mag still open on the the bed beside me. My parents were not impressed when they woke me up in the morning. It was a copy of Oui, I think.

90% of the dudes i've dated are lanky beanpoles who could change lightbulbs without having to stand on a kitchen chair to do it. even that one time i was a lesbian homegirl weighed, like, fourteen fucking pounds. what is it with skinny dudes and big asses? THAT SHIT IS DANGEROUS, BRO. every time i bang one i have to kick him out right after because i can't afford to stay awake half the night trying to make sure i don't roll over and absorb this little motherfucker into one of my stomach folds. i'm tired, you anorexic sonofabitch! TAKE YOUR SKINNY ASS THE FUCK HOME.

http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/

o_O

are you quoting this for truth or for comic effect?

I read a few of her posts, kind of half-sold half-offended on her comedic stylings

Little from column A, little from column B....

pssh, if she thinks she has a big ass, and 90% of the people she is dating are lanky dudes, then maybe she likes lanky dudes and not vice versa

I was just talking about Bitches Gotta Eat on another thread! I love her.

(Psst I know where do you think I found it also THANK YOU I am dying over here)

this makes a lot more sense with the Je55e source cited!

don't forget TMI borad, valentine's day is just around the corner

http://www.coco-de-mer.com/products/edible-anus-chocolates/

"Contains traces of nuts"

loool

so... my gf showed up with one of those remote control bullets that fit into panties before we went out to dinner the other night
it's kind of terrible but also really, really fun

she started on Lexapro and there's maybe some issues with anorgasmia so I guess she wanted to try something together other than the We-Vibe (which is cool but requires waaaaaaay too much lube IMO to be comfortable for both parties)
I promised her a Magic Wand for her birthday

Do you remember last week in the shower?

so... my gf showed up with one of those remote control bullets that fit into panties before we went out to dinner the other night
it's kind of terrible but also really, really fun

I have one of those. We saw the second last Batman movie in the theatre the first night which, well, made the movie more interesting for me. But the batteries are dead & it's not something I remember to buy batteries for, so it's laid dormant for a while.

so it goes.

I have a boil on my ass.

That is all.

Oh god, I hate those!

Falling toilet seat scored a solid hit today

i had an erotic dream in which i was dressed as batman. i have the simultaneous desires to tell everybody and to ensure that no one ever knows.

oops.

hahahaha

A couple months ago my co-worker told me that she likes her husband to do her from behind while he's wearing a hockey mask like Jason and the're both looking in a mirror.

I would... have difficulty containing my reaction to that one

dude

lmao that's awesome

hahaha

omg

TBH I could start a whole thread just based on shit she's told me about her sex life.

if this thread isn't started by close of business today I will be cross w/you

The first time her ex saw her vagina (she's black he was not) he told her it looked like a purple canoe.

She thought the average male penis was "What? Something like 8? 9? inches?".