And then someone tells her that she's in the majority of all female experience and she dances around the room saying, "I'm normal! There's nothing wrong with me!" and just...like...
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
I mean all of her doctors need to be marooned on an island with few natural resources and several natural predators, obviously.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
How does anyone go through life and not realize that most women don't orgasm through intercourse. I mean read one magazine.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
staying out of this thread cuz this kind of thing drives me demented with rage and i swear that doesn't happen that often
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i should take A FUCKING PILL
Of course you're right in that her doctors should have filled her in but I'm pretty sure I knew that way before I ever even had sex.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously if I could even figure out the number of people I've dated who have said, "I don't get it, none of my other girlfriends ever had this problem" the statistic you'd get out of their anecdotal recollections would be the opposite of the real one, and ever higher.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
*even
Some people are not.... literate
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
lol oh dear
so delusional!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't get it, none of my other girlfriends ever had this problem"
this is when you're supposed to put on shades and say:"Well, I guess you're not... the solution"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, I should take you with me next time, I never think of lines like that.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
I pop out from behind the nightstand in a David Caruso costume, but there are fees involved
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that'll bring on an orgasm.
― pplains, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
my TMI update: I am finding myself mezmerized by erotic/porn gif tumblrs. I've been kind of uninterested/burnt out on porn for a while, but somehow these are way more compelling, partly because the ones I'm looking at use higher quality and less gross porn, but also something about the repetitive moving images.
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
a+ segue
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
(unlurks)
cream + sugar tmblr is good for those kinda gifs, xpost. lots of photos but some good gifs
(relurks)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
confusion: Metamucil and Imodium in one's week
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
It is a delicate balance.
― quincie, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Or you take both and somehow your colon disappears, idk
has nearly happened
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
this was recommended to me by a doctor recently. i haven't tried it yet.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link
i am the worst fucking self-nurse, just wiped out 24 hours of 'progress'
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
:(
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
Damn frustrating.
I'm not saying this because I'm any good at it, but I think in recovery it's important to forgive your body for being fallible/fragile? Its timetable is different from the mental self's no matter how much we rage. I wish you patience (i know, right?) with your physicality, Morbs.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
It just gets old to spend an entire weekend barely being able to move OR eat...
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Ah but your girlish figure.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
If you could, what would you WANT to eat? Do you dream about food? Or is there nausea that makes the idea of eating not even a pleasure?
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I wanted to eat what I had for breakfast this morning, and it was 'too soon.' Not nausea, other unpleasantness.
I do not dream about food.
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
when you dream about playing for the mets, what position do you play
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 October 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
I can't even dream about playing Fantasy Camp with the oldies.
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes get this kinda trapped/pinched nerve in my undercarriage that essentially gives me a dry orgasm during certain movements- eg getting out of a low seat. happened getting out of the car after football this evening. i'd get it checked out but with my luck they'd cure me.
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
haha i kind of have that. when i'm making my bed and i lift a blanket up high it tickles.
― horribl ecreature (harbl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
ha it must be more common than i thought, tho obv nobody's going to talk about it in ireland, figures
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
where was i when they were passing this shit out
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
can only advise that you get a lowish car and take up football, idk
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
i def need an autogasm trigger put in for the duration of limpy elderly ambulation
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's not actually that pleasant. that's like the only time it happens though, never with heavier things or getting out of cars.
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
im harbling
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
too little information
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
fell asleep mid-whack last night. it was a much-needed whack and i'm feeling all backed up today, like my liver is swimming in frustrated jizz.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Friday, 26 October 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha I do that all the time. I always wonder if my husband comes to bed and sees me with my hand tucked in the pyjama bottoms.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 26 October 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
I did that once with a mag still open on the the bed beside me. My parents were not impressed when they woke me up in the morning. It was a copy of Oui, I think.
― Bryan, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
90% of the dudes i've dated are lanky beanpoles who could change lightbulbs without having to stand on a kitchen chair to do it. even that one time i was a lesbian homegirl weighed, like, fourteen fucking pounds. what is it with skinny dudes and big asses? THAT SHIT IS DANGEROUS, BRO. every time i bang one i have to kick him out right after because i can't afford to stay awake half the night trying to make sure i don't roll over and absorb this little motherfucker into one of my stomach folds. i'm tired, you anorexic sonofabitch! TAKE YOUR SKINNY ASS THE FUCK HOME.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
o_O
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
are you quoting this for truth or for comic effect?
I read a few of her posts, kind of half-sold half-offended on her comedic stylings
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Little from column A, little from column B....
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
pssh, if she thinks she has a big ass, and 90% of the people she is dating are lanky dudes, then maybe she likes lanky dudes and not vice versa
― mh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
I was just talking about Bitches Gotta Eat on another thread! I love her.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link