http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
I hate you.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
1 oz vodka1 oz gin2 oz pink grapefruit juice1/2 grenadine syrup
Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.
Read more: Beef Curtains recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10893.html#ixzz29TqbAlwI
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
enbb I have earned your contempt and yet you have to give it up for beef blinds
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
beef window is so hideous
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
I do appreciate a good alliteration.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
Which makes it the least horrible of the group.
literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"
Most likely true though I've now made it a personal goal to do so before the month is up. At work.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
cannot stop laughing my ass off at "beef window"
I mean, good god
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
a beef window surrounded by walloginas
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
also you forgot "beef valence"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
Beef wall
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
They look pretty delish:
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/photo/7a/12340/Oh-Thats-What-Meat-Curtains-Are.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
I also lacked the mettle for "beef shutters"
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
literally no-one has ever uttered a sentence that included the phrase "my beef curtains"?
I am going to a cocktail party tonight, maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
Where the hell is "beef portico" I refuse to vote
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
maybe I will find a group of women I don't know and use "what's up, my beef curtains?" as a conversation starter
hope you like standing in rooms at cocktail parties by yourself
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=myvzN2Rf_PQ
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
oh my wife will be there, punching me repeatedly in the neck
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
they will hoist you high and carry you through the town in celebration of his droll wit. "what's up my beef curtains" the hit of the season at all the cool parties
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
^^Was looking up something with an acronym close to RBC last year, and stumbled onto Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
"Long Island's finest rock/reggae band, the Roast Beef Curtains"
OMG how do I not know about them?!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
oh right, "rock/reggae"
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
my related thread, "has anyone, in the heat of the moment and without humorous intent, speaking aloud to his partner, referred to his penis as his 'schlong'" will elicit many tearful confessions
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
write-in vote for beef richards
― jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
(richards = richard burtons = curtain)
curtains
excellent
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
ts: schlong v. schwantz
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
wait what is the name of the song? why did that get bleeped?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
richards!
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
Great presence on stage and incredible tunes..... I'd say their a lot more than the east coast answer to SublimeDoggyDrake 2 years ago
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
Do beef blinds refer to beef venetians or beef rollers
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
how exactly is their sound influenced by Bad Brains
did they listen to some BB albums and say "this is great, let's try our hardest not to sound anything like this"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
remember that video with that shitty band playing inside a woman's beef curtains?
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
beef doily
― down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
Omg the next time someone asks my influences that is my #1 new tactic
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
omg yes
and then they got splooged on by a giant papier-mâché dick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2262494044_ab09fcfc1e_o.jpg
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know why I clicked on a picture on a beef curtains thread but that was far less alarming than what I was expecting
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
I GIS'ed "chicken lips"
― WmC, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
well that inspired me to GIS "my beef curtains." you do not want to know
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
I take it all the boys were not brought to the yard?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
oh they were brought. when they got to the yard they found the entrance blocked by drapes. beef drapes
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
Luxurious, flowing, full-bodied drapes of beef.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)
reassuringly heavy going into winter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/CBM_Logo.svg/200px-CBM_Logo.svg.png
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
good god beef blinds something would have to be just horribly wrong, and also is there a cord?
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
once a month
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
you guys are so uncouth
I prefer "boeuf louvres"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
ridin down the beef highway
god I hate myself and this thread
otm
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
bald man in a rowboat
http://levysuniqueny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Snidely+Whiplash.png
"It's beef curtains for you, Dudley Do-Rght!"
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
Beef curtains put a fun, new spin on the phrase "with all the trimmings"!
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
this lunch was packed with old beef curtains
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
xp: with or in
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
a lunch of old beef curtains spread with mayo
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
beefenestration
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
never forget: if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
holy fuck
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
i had either never seen that or memory wiped it
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
i may be able to top that with a friends room mate who thought it would be erotic to stick a cadburies cream egg in the back door then lay it like a hen at easter. didnt occur to her it might melt and also end her relationship in a hurry. She then preceeded to tell me about this with a head full of ropey hallucinagens and freak me to bits out
― straightola, Monday, January 19, 2009 10:03 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Nate's apple butter story is heartbreaking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
would just like to have that sentence spelled out for posterity's sake
"As if Cadbury's Creme Eggs weren't gross enough, here's a women who has filled her vagina with apple butter."
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
T/S: vagina filled with apple butter or vagina filled with mayo or rectum engorged with a cadbury creme egg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
where's that button
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
Alright who is this clown for real? ^
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
how do you do it
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
just another tuesday on iltmi
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
*pushes beef button*
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
beef awning
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
When I was 9 years old, my dad and I spent a long afternoon in a rowboat fishing. After and hour or two without catching a fish, my dad hesitantly explained to me how every woman has a tiny pensive Eminem behind her beef curtains, and how this is a completely natural thing.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.wolfstad.com/wp-content/2006/beef-mm.jpg
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
hey guys
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/98/MPW-49394
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
That lady has a weird abdomen.
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
the curtains of beef i impale it
― jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
o man that poster illustration
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beef-curtains
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)
mostly lame but includes
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74firPQuP1qkyd9eo1_500.jpg
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
no meat flaps
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
no cry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
- bob marley
― whitney huysmans (NickB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
omg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
I am going to be singing no meatflaps no cry inside my head all day now.
THANKS DAN.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
hi-five, Nick
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
Roastafari!
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
WINNAH!
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/holy-cow-hole.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
beef blinds wuz robbed
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
she blinded me with beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskmr3Fnuz1qarn5to1_500.jpg
― Burgled Hams (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
The future's so bright, I gotta wear beef shades.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Friday, 19 October 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5279a1e6eab8eac22a987eda/chris-christie-absolutely-crushed-it-with-voters-who-dont-normally-pick-republicans.jpg
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (ten years ago)
nnnnnnnoooooooooo
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:34 (ten years ago)
yes
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:36 (ten years ago)
hahahaha
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 02:50 (ten years ago)