fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop.
yes. but then you lost me, you fancy pooper. oh, there are too many other people in the bathroom and you don't want them to know the dude in the fedora is pooping how ghastly
smdh
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
Shit your pants just once...you will poop in any toilet you can find from then on.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
dude in the fedora
Raiders of the Lost PoopIndiana Jones and the Temple of PoopIndiana Jones and the Poop CrusadeKingdom of the Crystal Poop
"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the pooooooop!"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
xp or you'll leave yourself at least enough time to strip
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:42 (eleven years ago) link
<i>dudette</i> in the fedora, you mean.
pooping in the ladies room is a delicate affair.
― alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
fucking BBcode.
at least we're back to fucking.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
>>>>>>))))))))
― barthes simpson, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?
has happened to me on several unfortunate occasions.
lesson: head UP whilst swallowing. laughing doesn't help. then it's the cum and the snot out of the nose.
often funny. rarely sexy.
― alpha farticles, Friday, 5 October 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, haha
― clouds, Friday, 5 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
the perils of the as-you-go method. +1 for the gather-and-reap method imo
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
withdrew in a hurry once and the angle between our bodies resulted in the payload going up my own nose, you're never really safe out there is the message, kids
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
o m g
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
da-arrgh-mac
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
what's sauce for the goose etc.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
hero <3 but no one deserves it up their nose
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
there are probably a few ppl out there who deserve it up the nose
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
but, let's be clear, not me
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
well, true and true.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
better than being struck by another's jet imo
― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not about to submit for comparison but i suspect so
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
just a bit of jizz let's be cool
― fistula-la-la (sic), Friday, 5 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
- "God, these allergies. Do you have a tissue, Darragh?"
- "Yeah, sure. Check inside that cigar box over there."
― pplains, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
unfortunate pools where I sought purchase
― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 5 October 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I just watched a documentary called Orgasm, Inc., which focuses on the pharma industry's efforts to identify Female Sexual Dysfunction as a "disease" so they can sell drugs to treat it. I have a lot of feelings about some of the people and info in it.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
yes! i watched this a few months ago and thought it was fascinating (and sad, e.g. the woman who had been diagnosed as having "sexual dysfunction", she was getting all those weird treatments, and then you find out that she's doing it all not because she can't have an orgasm, but because she can't have an orgasm in a ~particular~ way).
― just1n3, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
I wanted to write more about her but I haven't really thought about my thoughts yet, so I held back! Her story seemed very sad even though it wasn't presented that way.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
It's unbelievable to me that she was willing to have a surgical procedure to implant an electrode next to her spinal cord and carry around this device that was wired to a wound in her back in order to try to have orgasms during regular intercourse, and no one told her that like 70% of women don't reliably orgasm from that particular thing.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
That's medically negligent imo. Just for starters.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
WOAH! That sounds insane.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
i know, it was shocking to me - i need to watch it again, i have a terrible memory so i can't really remember much of the specifics. but that woman stuck out to me.
also: that really skewed statistic, the one oprah had been trumpeting, about how something like 40% of women suffer from "sexual dysfunction".
― just1n3, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it was like 43% but it turned out to have been based on a questionnaire that asked things like: Have you ever had sex that was painful? Sex that was not pleasurable even if not painful? Problems with lubrication? A lack of interest in sex? LIKE, EVER. IF YOU HAVE EVER LACKED INTEREST IN SEX FOR ONE SECOND.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
lol yes, so stupid! if you don't have a perfect sex life you are DYSFUNCTIONAL
― just1n3, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
Yes but also so much more. There was no acceptance of any individuality in sexual interest or response, no variety of experience. This one way, or you're broken.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
God that is so stupid and harmful.
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
and then you find out that she's doing it all not because she can't have an orgasm, but because she can't have an orgasm in a ~particular~ way
are you fucking kidding me, seriously
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah way! From the first interview with her, she says straight up, "All my life I have had enormous difficulty achieving orgasm" and as a viewer I think you just assume she means AT ALL and not until like halfway through the doc does the filmmaker ask her, can you orgasm by other means? and the lady is like oh, yeah, sure, that's not a problem, I'm just abnormal in this one way and need to be healed of that, otherwise it's not a problem.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
And then someone tells her that she's in the majority of all female experience and she dances around the room saying, "I'm normal! There's nothing wrong with me!" and just...like...
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
I mean all of her doctors need to be marooned on an island with few natural resources and several natural predators, obviously.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
How does anyone go through life and not realize that most women don't orgasm through intercourse. I mean read one magazine.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
staying out of this thread cuz this kind of thing drives me demented with rage and i swear that doesn't happen that often
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i should take A FUCKING PILL
Of course you're right in that her doctors should have filled her in but I'm pretty sure I knew that way before I ever even had sex.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously if I could even figure out the number of people I've dated who have said, "I don't get it, none of my other girlfriends ever had this problem" the statistic you'd get out of their anecdotal recollections would be the opposite of the real one, and ever higher.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
*even
Some people are not.... literate
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
lol oh dear
so delusional!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't get it, none of my other girlfriends ever had this problem"
this is when you're supposed to put on shades and say:"Well, I guess you're not... the solution"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, I should take you with me next time, I never think of lines like that.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link