what's happening to our borad TMI

fan death is totally a thing in Mortal Kombat

http://www.kenmeyerjr.com/misc/kitana.jpg

I personally know of at least three people who almost succumbed to fan death

do not

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtefn5vbwSlFReK0pJZkuUrpLOY_9ZJFFESRKcrW7WnFE_L8SsmizIjwST

I guess when the poop hits the fan you die, right?

there's a reason his new initials are BS

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/201/1/b/Kitana_by_Kenichi_Kitsune.jpg

these mortal kombat pictures are giving me the giggles

"in orbit", this summer has proved 6-hour weather forecasts to be useless, let alone 4-day.

Fuck it, TMI thread: I am pooping right now. At work (well, school, but my office is in this building). I came to a sneaky floor to do it though.

i'll poop outwith the house but i'll clean meticulously beforehand

I'm more concerned with cleaning afterwards tbh

that's someone else's problem imo

poor mrs mac

that's a strictly outside the home policy you understand

I'll go up 2 extra flights of stairs to get to my own bog at home, but when I'm out, one's as good as another. Apart from at Glastonbury.

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop. only times i don't like pooping in public is 1) when the bathroom reeks and i'm forced to either leave or take a dump whilst breathing in someone else's stinking shit, 2) there are too many other people in the bathroom and i don't want them to know i'm pooping, or 3) i'm out in the woods and i can tell it's gonna be a wet, sticky one and there are no smooth, silky, non-poisonous leaves to within hands reach.

holding your poop in for no justifiable reason is.. well.. in a word: YUPPIES.

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop.

yes. but then you lost me, you fancy pooper. oh, there are too many other people in the bathroom and you don't want them to know the dude in the fedora is pooping how ghastly

smdh

Shit your pants just once...you will poop in any toilet you can find from then on.

dude in the fedora

Raiders of the Lost Poop
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poop
Indiana Jones and the Poop Crusade
Kingdom of the Crystal Poop

"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the pooooooop!"

xp or you'll leave yourself at least enough time to strip

<i>dudette</i> in the fedora, you mean.

pooping in the ladies room is a delicate affair.

fucking BBcode.

at least we're back to fucking.

>>>>>>))))))))

ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?

has happened to me on several unfortunate occasions.

lesson: head UP whilst swallowing. laughing doesn't help. then it's the cum and the snot out of the nose.

often funny. rarely sexy.

oh god, haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?

the perils of the as-you-go method. +1 for the gather-and-reap method imo

withdrew in a hurry once and the angle between our bodies resulted in the payload going up my own nose, you're never really safe out there is the message, kids

o m g

da-arrgh-mac

what's sauce for the goose etc.

hero <3
but no one deserves it up their nose

there are probably a few ppl out there who deserve it up the nose

but, let's be clear, not me

well, true and true.

better than being struck by another's jet imo

i'm not about to submit for comparison but i suspect so

just a bit of jizz let's be cool

- "God, these allergies. Do you have a tissue, Darragh?"

- "Yeah, sure. Check inside that cigar box over there."

unfortunate pools where I sought purchase

I just watched a documentary called Orgasm, Inc., which focuses on the pharma industry's efforts to identify Female Sexual Dysfunction as a "disease" so they can sell drugs to treat it. I have a lot of feelings about some of the people and info in it.

yes! i watched this a few months ago and thought it was fascinating (and sad, e.g. the woman who had been diagnosed as having "sexual dysfunction", she was getting all those weird treatments, and then you find out that she's doing it all not because she can't have an orgasm, but because she can't have an orgasm in a ~particular~ way).

I wanted to write more about her but I haven't really thought about my thoughts yet, so I held back! Her story seemed very sad even though it wasn't presented that way.

It's unbelievable to me that she was willing to have a surgical procedure to implant an electrode next to her spinal cord and carry around this device that was wired to a wound in her back in order to try to have orgasms during regular intercourse, and no one told her that like 70% of women don't reliably orgasm from that particular thing.

That's medically negligent imo. Just for starters.

WOAH! That sounds insane.

i know, it was shocking to me - i need to watch it again, i have a terrible memory so i can't really remember much of the specifics. but that woman stuck out to me.

also: that really skewed statistic, the one oprah had been trumpeting, about how something like 40% of women suffer from "sexual dysfunction".

Yeah, it was like 43% but it turned out to have been based on a questionnaire that asked things like: Have you ever had sex that was painful? Sex that was not pleasurable even if not painful? Problems with lubrication? A lack of interest in sex? LIKE, EVER. IF YOU HAVE EVER LACKED INTEREST IN SEX FOR ONE SECOND.