what's happening to our borad TMI

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You should move your desk in there.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

my ex's aunt refuses to use public bathrooms (unless they're in a five-star hotel or something) to the point where on long trips she won't drink or eat anything

she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan, will inevitably be willing to eat no more than one entree available in a given restaurant, etc. etc.

she is an amazing piece of work (and quite wealthy and successful)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

she crazy

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

she just needs to get travel constipation, it's a thing

my friend's mother-in-law apparently has that issue and takes a special cereal on vacation with her. it's kind of the real-life version of "super colon blow" from SNL

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan

What about attic fans because those things are spooky as hell.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

well fan death is a thing

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

IT IS NOT A THING. NOT EVEN IN KOREA.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Even if they think it is, I mean.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Fan assisted pooping?

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

fan death is totally a thing in Mortal Kombat

http://www.kenmeyerjr.com/misc/kitana.jpg

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I personally know of at least three people who almost succumbed to fan death

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

do not

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

I guess when the poop hits the fan you die, right?

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

there's a reason his new initials are BS

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

these mortal kombat pictures are giving me the giggles

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

"in orbit", this summer has proved 6-hour weather forecasts to be useless, let alone 4-day.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck it, TMI thread: I am pooping right now. At work (well, school, but my office is in this building). I came to a sneaky floor to do it though.

joygoat, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

i'll poop outwith the house but i'll clean meticulously beforehand

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm more concerned with cleaning afterwards tbh

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

that's someone else's problem imo

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

poor mrs mac

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

that's a strictly outside the home policy you understand

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

I'll go up 2 extra flights of stairs to get to my own bog at home, but when I'm out, one's as good as another. Apart from at Glastonbury.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop. only times i don't like pooping in public is 1) when the bathroom reeks and i'm forced to either leave or take a dump whilst breathing in someone else's stinking shit, 2) there are too many other people in the bathroom and i don't want them to know i'm pooping, or 3) i'm out in the woods and i can tell it's gonna be a wet, sticky one and there are no smooth, silky, non-poisonous leaves to within hands reach.

holding your poop in for no justifiable reason is.. well.. in a word: YUPPIES.

alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop.

yes. but then you lost me, you fancy pooper. oh, there are too many other people in the bathroom and you don't want them to know the dude in the fedora is pooping how ghastly

smdh

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Shit your pants just once...you will poop in any toilet you can find from then on.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

dude in the fedora

Raiders of the Lost Poop
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poop
Indiana Jones and the Poop Crusade
Kingdom of the Crystal Poop

"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the pooooooop!"

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

xp or you'll leave yourself at least enough time to strip

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:42 (eleven years ago) link

<i>dudette</i> in the fedora, you mean.

pooping in the ladies room is a delicate affair.

alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

fucking BBcode.

alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

at least we're back to fucking.

how's life, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

>>>>>>))))))))

barthes simpson, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?

has happened to me on several unfortunate occasions.

lesson: head UP whilst swallowing. laughing doesn't help. then it's the cum and the snot out of the nose.

often funny. rarely sexy.

alpha farticles, Friday, 5 October 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

oh god, haha

clouds, Friday, 5 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?

the perils of the as-you-go method. +1 for the gather-and-reap method imo

withdrew in a hurry once and the angle between our bodies resulted in the payload going up my own nose, you're never really safe out there is the message, kids

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

o m g

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

da-arrgh-mac

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

what's sauce for the goose etc.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

hero <3
but no one deserves it up their nose

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

there are probably a few ppl out there who deserve it up the nose

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

but, let's be clear, not me

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

well, true and true.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

better than being struck by another's jet imo

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not about to submit for comparison but i suspect so

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

just a bit of jizz let's be cool

fistula-la-la (sic), Friday, 5 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

- "God, these allergies. Do you have a tissue, Darragh?"

- "Yeah, sure. Check inside that cigar box over there."

pplains, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link


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