You should move your desk in there.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
my ex's aunt refuses to use public bathrooms (unless they're in a five-star hotel or something) to the point where on long trips she won't drink or eat anything
she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan, will inevitably be willing to eat no more than one entree available in a given restaurant, etc. etc.
she is an amazing piece of work (and quite wealthy and successful)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
she crazy
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
she just needs to get travel constipation, it's a thing
my friend's mother-in-law apparently has that issue and takes a special cereal on vacation with her. it's kind of the real-life version of "super colon blow" from SNL
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan
What about attic fans because those things are spooky as hell.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
well fan death is a thing
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
IT IS NOT A THING. NOT EVEN IN KOREA.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Even if they think it is, I mean.
Fan assisted pooping?
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
fan death is totally a thing in Mortal Kombat
http://www.kenmeyerjr.com/misc/kitana.jpg
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
I personally know of at least three people who almost succumbed to fan death
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
do not
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtefn5vbwSlFReK0pJZkuUrpLOY_9ZJFFESRKcrW7WnFE_L8SsmizIjwST
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
I guess when the poop hits the fan you die, right?
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
there's a reason his new initials are BS
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/201/1/b/Kitana_by_Kenichi_Kitsune.jpg
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
these mortal kombat pictures are giving me the giggles
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
"in orbit", this summer has proved 6-hour weather forecasts to be useless, let alone 4-day.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck it, TMI thread: I am pooping right now. At work (well, school, but my office is in this building). I came to a sneaky floor to do it though.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
i'll poop outwith the house but i'll clean meticulously beforehand
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
I'm more concerned with cleaning afterwards tbh
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
that's someone else's problem imo
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
poor mrs mac
― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
that's a strictly outside the home policy you understand
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'll go up 2 extra flights of stairs to get to my own bog at home, but when I'm out, one's as good as another. Apart from at Glastonbury.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop. only times i don't like pooping in public is 1) when the bathroom reeks and i'm forced to either leave or take a dump whilst breathing in someone else's stinking shit, 2) there are too many other people in the bathroom and i don't want them to know i'm pooping, or 3) i'm out in the woods and i can tell it's gonna be a wet, sticky one and there are no smooth, silky, non-poisonous leaves to within hands reach.
holding your poop in for no justifiable reason is.. well.. in a word: YUPPIES.
― alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop.
yes. but then you lost me, you fancy pooper. oh, there are too many other people in the bathroom and you don't want them to know the dude in the fedora is pooping how ghastly
smdh
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
Shit your pants just once...you will poop in any toilet you can find from then on.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
dude in the fedora
Raiders of the Lost PoopIndiana Jones and the Temple of PoopIndiana Jones and the Poop CrusadeKingdom of the Crystal Poop
"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the pooooooop!"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link
xp or you'll leave yourself at least enough time to strip
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:42 (eleven years ago) link
<i>dudette</i> in the fedora, you mean.
pooping in the ladies room is a delicate affair.
― alpha farticles, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
fucking BBcode.
at least we're back to fucking.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
>>>>>>))))))))
― barthes simpson, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
ever go down on a guy tried to swallow but his cum shot out of your nose?
has happened to me on several unfortunate occasions.
lesson: head UP whilst swallowing. laughing doesn't help. then it's the cum and the snot out of the nose.
often funny. rarely sexy.
― alpha farticles, Friday, 5 October 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, haha
― clouds, Friday, 5 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
the perils of the as-you-go method. +1 for the gather-and-reap method imo
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
withdrew in a hurry once and the angle between our bodies resulted in the payload going up my own nose, you're never really safe out there is the message, kids
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
o m g
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
da-arrgh-mac
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
what's sauce for the goose etc.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
hero <3 but no one deserves it up their nose
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
there are probably a few ppl out there who deserve it up the nose
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
but, let's be clear, not me
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
well, true and true.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
better than being struck by another's jet imo
― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not about to submit for comparison but i suspect so
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
just a bit of jizz let's be cool
― fistula-la-la (sic), Friday, 5 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
- "God, these allergies. Do you have a tissue, Darragh?"
- "Yeah, sure. Check inside that cigar box over there."
― pplains, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link