what's happening to our borad TMI

idk, some women do that, too

Maybe because women don't poop?

That's a whole other thing all together. Two of my friends at work have told me they never shit anywhere except in their homes. Don't even get me started on that.

why, are you not at home right now?

ha

Even with all my gastrointestinal issues (gall bladder removed twelve years ago and fucked up IBS-esque symptoms that have followed) I have never shit my pants. I have come very close. But it's never happened.

I am ready to have sex with someone different (different than the same sex partner I've had for the last year and a half). Bring on the dudez.

My pharmacopeia is starting to resemble an octogenarian's, just need the color-coded calendar.

Had to sign a document that I will not have unprotected sex with a woman while I am taking one particular drug. Sorry ladies.

Hypothetical question: attending a lobster boil the day before starting ch**otherapy, good idea?

is lobster boil code for something that I am unaware of?

Maybe those lobsters are fresh, but you may want to get used to having iodine in your system anyway.

I don't know what road you're going down, but it sounds like a path I once went down. Hope you've got a finish date circled on that color-coded calendar.

Always say yes to lobster. I don't even like it that much and I always say yes to lobster.

let me know if youd like to crack one on Sunday

thx pp, finish date not yet certain.

Haha maybe! It's supposed to rain and be shitty, and there is Open House NY but I may or may not be up for that.

a few years ago my wife had a severe gall bladder attack and they gave her dilaudid; I believe her exact quote was "oh my god, I now understand why people do drugs"

― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, October 1, 2012 12:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh shit yes. Beautiful stuff.

Two of my friends at work have told me they never shit anywhere except in their homes.

I would never take a shit at work unless the alternative was crapping my pants. It just seems like a good idea only to poop at home. And I totally avoid pooping in public restrooms and especially nightclubs.

I hear you, but I don't get you.

I mean, if I had enough control over where and when, but I'm away from home for about 12 hours a day.

sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go

I admittedly have a preferred restroom/toilet at work and walk over to the other building to use it

Yeah. I guess don't really understand that level of control.

I'm one of only two dudes in my department and I kinda hate the other guy, so fuck it. The men's room's mine, you know?

You should move your desk in there.

my ex's aunt refuses to use public bathrooms (unless they're in a five-star hotel or something) to the point where on long trips she won't drink or eat anything

she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan, will inevitably be willing to eat no more than one entree available in a given restaurant, etc. etc.

she is an amazing piece of work (and quite wealthy and successful)

she crazy

she just needs to get travel constipation, it's a thing

my friend's mother-in-law apparently has that issue and takes a special cereal on vacation with her. it's kind of the real-life version of "super colon blow" from SNL

she also will flee any room that has a ceiling fan

What about attic fans because those things are spooky as hell.

well fan death is a thing

IT IS NOT A THING. NOT EVEN IN KOREA.

Even if they think it is, I mean.

Fan assisted pooping?

fan death is totally a thing in Mortal Kombat

http://www.kenmeyerjr.com/misc/kitana.jpg

I personally know of at least three people who almost succumbed to fan death

do not

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtefn5vbwSlFReK0pJZkuUrpLOY_9ZJFFESRKcrW7WnFE_L8SsmizIjwST

I guess when the poop hits the fan you die, right?

there's a reason his new initials are BS

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/201/1/b/Kitana_by_Kenichi_Kitsune.jpg

these mortal kombat pictures are giving me the giggles

"in orbit", this summer has proved 6-hour weather forecasts to be useless, let alone 4-day.

Fuck it, TMI thread: I am pooping right now. At work (well, school, but my office is in this building). I came to a sneaky floor to do it though.

i'll poop outwith the house but i'll clean meticulously beforehand

I'm more concerned with cleaning afterwards tbh

that's someone else's problem imo

poor mrs mac

that's a strictly outside the home policy you understand

I'll go up 2 extra flights of stairs to get to my own bog at home, but when I'm out, one's as good as another. Apart from at Glastonbury.

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop. only times i don't like pooping in public is 1) when the bathroom reeks and i'm forced to either leave or take a dump whilst breathing in someone else's stinking shit, 2) there are too many other people in the bathroom and i don't want them to know i'm pooping, or 3) i'm out in the woods and i can tell it's gonna be a wet, sticky one and there are no smooth, silky, non-poisonous leaves to within hands reach.

holding your poop in for no justifiable reason is.. well.. in a word: YUPPIES.

fuck that, when you gotta poop you gotta poop.

yes. but then you lost me, you fancy pooper. oh, there are too many other people in the bathroom and you don't want them to know the dude in the fedora is pooping how ghastly

smdh

Shit your pants just once...you will poop in any toilet you can find from then on.

dude in the fedora

Raiders of the Lost Poop
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poop
Indiana Jones and the Poop Crusade
Kingdom of the Crystal Poop

"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the pooooooop!"

xp or you'll leave yourself at least enough time to strip

<i>dudette</i> in the fedora, you mean.

pooping in the ladies room is a delicate affair.