Condoms: S/D, RFI

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Ribbed are warmer, just like with jumpers.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ribbed condoms - never noticed much difference to be honest.
Flavoured condoms - the only ones worth purchasing are mint ones, (laydeez - shag with one of them and you get all tingly down below, bizarre but pleasurable in small doses)
I once got Kangaroo flavoured condoms form one of those lucky dip machines - "for your billabonk" Oh how we larfed...

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are Koala ones too:

'EATS SHOOTS ROOTS AND LEAVES'

Tee hee.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shouldn't that be 'EATS ROOTS SHOOTS AND LEAVES'? Unless it's a Ralph Halpern 5-times-a night-kinda-Koala.

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand why they can't make some of these extra thin ones without lubricant and spermicide. The Kimonos are at least only lightly lubricated, less yukky than, say, the lubricant on Trojans.

Trayce, I wasn't trying to be disturbing, but rather desperate for some advice.

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it really the nonoxynol-9 that leads to that nasty flavor? There are nonnonoxynol-9 lubes out there -- many are allergic to it.

I'm glad to hear that mint condoms have the same tingly effect that chewing mint lifesavers before going down on someone does.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

has anyone ever bought any over the internet?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

listen, i tell you what, those lambskin ones are a bit disgusting. put a piece of meat on yr dick. No thanks. With condom definietly worse than without but sometimes feeling less can actually be a good thing. Plus they can reduce the mess a bit...

― g (graysonlane), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

any more opinions on condoms?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

amateurist, you old dog you.

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i've always bought the same ones, trojans, because they're the most famous and i somehow reluctant to make a big deal about the brand of condom i use. but if there are any recommendations.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

don't try "the female condom"

― Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

why?? (which boredoms did you get also)

― LSD, called the aristocrat (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Condoms are too small for me. Last time I had to use a bin liner.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

here are a few activities, in my order of preference:

1. fucking
2. not fucking
3. fucking w condom.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate the names they give condoms. "enz" is ok, because it sounds sort of generic. but stuff like "warm and cuddly feelings" is just a little weird to be toting around.

xpost

yeah but you gotta live w/it sometimes.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 08:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i know, life, always a drag.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

er, didn't mean for that to sound snippy! congratulations? i dunno...

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

being a drag is a different thing altogether g--ff

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 09:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ribbed for her pleasure. Eeeeewwww!"

― stew, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

latex condoms are very irritating me and I recently had my guy use a polyutherene one by Lifestyles. thumbs up!

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Ivor Biggun get his 2-year-backorder condoms through? Any good?

(the thought of using TWO of the fucking things at the same time is too laughably unpleasant for words)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

S: Trojan MESH jimmyhats
D: CHOCOLATE FLAVORED jimmyhats

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

here are a few activities, in my order of preference:

1. fucking
2. not fucking
3. fucking w condom.

this is painfully otm.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate condoms so much.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

hey DUDE DUDE the new issue of consumer reports rates condoms!!!!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"Durex - they're pretty okay!" said Consumer Reports yesterday. It then added "and yeah, Trojans, they're kinda cool too".

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

they also rated chocolates, I think they were going for a valentine's day theme (feb issue).

top of the list and reasonably priced was Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex.

They also mentioned that there's no reason to buy a spermicide-treated condoms, as they don't have any additional benefit in preventing pregnancy, have a shorter shelf life, and may cause urinary-tract infections in women.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

trojans are so thick and rubbery, i hate them. they feel like galoshes

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

That's why MESH yo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd imagine a mesh condom wouldn't be entirely effective

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Shiek used to be GREAT! I don't think they're around anymore. I stick with the Trojan blues because I realized I don't need all that sensation. Less sensation seems to cause my dick to get harder, as if my penis is stretching for sensation like a cat stretches up the kitchen cabinets for food. I get a harder dick and I last longer with more latex between me and my woman.

― Triple Ho, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

trojans are so thick and rubbery, i hate them. they feel like galoshes

OTM. trojan = penis gumshoes.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

sheik = durex = pretty good

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Durex didn't seem all that thin when I tried them. I've tried Durex by the 12 pack 3 or 4 times. They suck. Kimono's are thinner, if you're going for thinness, which I ain't, and they don't have that shitty lube or whatever that Durex does. Kimono's are probably best for all concerned here. Except me. I prefer thicker latex, as I say.

― Triple Ho, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha, ha! Want to read some bad editing?

lookie from here: http://www.birthcontrol.com/product_info.php?products_id=82&osCsid=07e884ead39a53519e579f463ea4f728

http://www.birthcontrol.com/images/bc/22-unique-lg.jpg

BULLET POINT #9: Proved that anything as small as a sperm or HIV can pass through this material.

Great, I'll buy a million.

Assuming that is a type-o, perhaps this is a brand to try for all you thin-nuts.

― Triple Ho, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Proved that anything as small as a sperm or HIV can pass through this material.

Trojan would be a good name for this.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, if your greek friend buys you a pack as a present - beware.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

1. fucking
2. not fucking
3. fucking w condom.

This is mentalism. Try:

1. fucking
2. fucking with condom
...
...
...
784376. not fucking

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Barry essnetially OTM, though there might be a few other choice bedroom antics between 1 and 2 there.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Back that up a bit... there are condoms called "warm and cuddly feelings"? Haha yes, but I seriously want to know what condom names are like this. I want to tote some of them around so bad now.

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"top of the list and reasonably priced was Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex."

does "extra sensitive" mean "super thin and might break"? if not maybe i'll try these.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

extra sensative means "extra small penis"

― LSD, called the aristocrat (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

you're thinking of "ex machina"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Can someone tell me what the difference between regular Trojans and Trojan-ENZ is? I didn't feel like inspecting the packages while at the store.

― craggy jones, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"trojan-enz" are for sleeping w/ new zealanders?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen anything mentioned about Beyond-7's here, so I'll throw my props out for those.

― cws (cws), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

they were totally tested for breakage and reliability. They were not tested for um level of goodfeelin' or whatever. I'm not sure that can be effectively measured in a lab over a large sample.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"ok, just gives me a thumbs up if you're feelin' good! ok.... gotcha. ok, lucy, take that down."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

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has anyone else tried kimono brand? i liked those when i used them. granted, i can only tolerate certain kinds b/c they irritate my body. i usually opt for other methods of bc.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/24/53911657_481dcfa45b.jpg

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

French condoms appear, at first blush, to be sized rather smaller than their new world counterparts.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

tracer lay off, this isn't freep

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I report; you decide.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

The Durex ultra-sensitive lubricated are pretty good. The Maxx ones are alright, too. Not into Trojans at all. Even the name Trojan is kind of unsettling. The trojan horse being the condom, and the guys inside being the penis. Sounds kind of... rapey or something.

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

haha nathalie
youve reminded me of that bizarre adina howard answer record by deep threat ft lil flip, it goes

TROJANS wit my boxers on
TROJANS wit my boxers on
TROJANS wit my boxers on
You got yo t-shirt and yo panties
I got Trojans wit my boxers on

i wonder how long ago he put it on, right before he left the house? or did he put it on in the morning after a shower??

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

his dick was just sticking thru his boxers

― 3333333, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

were her panties crotchless then??

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe they were pulled to the side

― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, what is this love for Durex upthread? I had to break down and actually start PAYING for condoms because all the health department would give me for like a year was really awful Durex.

― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

DUD

http://www.sampsonstore.com/shop/sh88/mmobj/4970520231849-notouch-10-180x240.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

the lost kingdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlWjxQjV21k&feature=relmfu

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 June 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

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