At what age did you lose your virginity?

srsly though i think there are scarier and more pleasurable things (in terms of the required trust and level of bonding) in a relationship ... ok tbh maybe only like 3 or 4 things but believe it or not sex w/o those other 3 or 4 things gets boring fast

anyway i think virgins should focus on enjoying that phase of their life, seeing past people as potential sexual partners is key to becoming sexual partners and it's hard to do that if you're stressed about being a virgin

you should take some intense martial arts and unicorn taming classes while you're still a virgin

maybe i should say "successful sexual partners" because obv a lot of people also settle for a sanitized version of the deathdrone approach

sex vs. relationships vs. success

haven't had much of any of those three lately....

It is possible to not have had sex and still be happy with your life. As with everything in life, it only becomes a problem if you let it become one. I have better things to do than worry about solitude or virginity. The new Swans album leaked and it's awesome. :-)

Thanks for advice. To maybe clarify some things: involuntary celibacy doesn't bother me so much - I do enjoy freedom from relationship/chasing-tail burden - but growing complacency is making this look increasingly like an unecessarily long term thing. Basically, my problem is that I have a really difficult time meeting people and, especially, with maintaining relationships. As a result I have very few friends and hardly make any; at the same time, I've always figured whatever relationships I get into will come about through friendships, friends-of-friends, etc., which has never amounted to anything. I feel like I need to reconsider this strategy and go at it more... directly, I guess? In sum: last september I started an MA with a 36:3 male to female ratio. I mostly jokingly said to myself that if by [now] I'm still a virgin then I'm just going to give up on sexuality. This is like my crossroads ultimatum moment. And yes 24 isn't so bad, but I think it just feels long for someone who was sexually precocious early on (e.g masturbating at 10; more than daily at 12, lol).

I have better things to do
than worry about solitude or virginity.

- Rush, "The Eagle's Eye"

That's female to male ratio. And the other males are respectively partnered and a repulsive asshole.

Those are good odds; time to back yourself and make friends imo.

or you can just throw a post up on craigslist "casual encounters" and you'll be a non-virgin by next week. Though you probably won't enjoy the experience....

Are you in a university town, or a city? I know a number of guys who had that kind of ratio in engineering school--they hunkered down, worked hard, got great jobs and wives after.

EDB, you're not that far off where I was at your age. If you're a grad student, find the stodgiest bar that grad students hang out at and just start talking to people, if that's at all appealing.

Hey EDB I found this "guide to flirting" and I thought it was p helpful. Kind without being GAMEMASTER or creepy or weird, genuinely practical advice for a dingdong like me.

mh, why the stodgiest bar?

Grad students don't go to the partyingest college bars, that's for undergrads.

grad students go to the overpriced ones

OK, I give up. There's really no good reason I, at 25, and with an active libido and no relevant psychological or physical issues, should still be sexually inactive. I haven't even gotten anywhere, at all, since joining OkCupid more than a year ago. I dunno if I should, like, get this looked into, or whether I'm just subjecting myself to unnecessary self-pathologization.

if you ask someone "can i kiss you?" at a somewhat unusual moment in the midst of a conversation during a date or romantically charged hangout that's going well -- and sell it correctly by sounding confident yet somehow also caught off guard, as if the idea has just come to you -- you should be golden.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/05074a4364dfceceda751ad26a90ca3a/tumblr_mqbbkrQ7wd1rqw994o2_500.gif

ha

i mean, i am the first to admit i probably don't know what i am talking about. i just think that it might be a risk free way for ed.b to see where he stands if he finds himself in an ambiguous situation.

But if she says yes, then what do I do!?!?

The thing is, like, I haven't even gotten to the point where that was a possibility.

When I I I feel that something
I want to hold your haaaaaaand.
Please let me hold your ha-a-a-a-a-and.
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I fele happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide.

I wish libidos were like, say, kidneys so I could sell mine on the black market.

Been looking at site new answers all day, guess Matt P is taking some time off

*farts*

That's the spirit

do you have severe social anxiety and/or are you "holding out" for a supermodel? not joking. if the former you should address that in a more general sense rather than place too much emphasis on getting laid.

Well, I do have non-severe social anxiety issues - at least not severe enough to prevent me from going on dates - which is more or less the root of the problem. I rarely meet people, very rarely make friends, and have especial difficulty maintaining relationships, hence the fact I've never met and befriending available women where there's mutual attraction (I did come close this summer, but ultimately she wasn't interested in me).

Very tempted to start a sex/relationship advice column on ILTMI where people can benefit from my vast inexperience.

(a crowd gathers below the ledge and they chant)

do it! do it!

People that are ultimately not that interested might be sex partners before that ultimatum comes into effect

Is it possible to fail more totally as a human than by being a 28 year old virgin?

(excluding obvious answer of 'by being a 29/30/31 etc year old virgin')

short answer: yes

gotta say that never having put a part of your body into an opening in another person's body, or had a part of another person's body put into an opening in your body, does not strike me as a particularly noteworthy marker of one's success or lack thereof

OTM

yeah, WTF? (re soref)

28 yr old virgin = me, if that wasn't clear, not trying to have a go at anyone else.

not everyone has to have sex

if you want to, just make sure it happens before you're decrepit

sex is not that great, really.

i think you should all pursue whatever types of experiences you want to have, but don't think you are missing out on the best thing in the world or something.

otm, close second at best

i. scoring a goal

i. scoring a goal

Also number one in the list of things I am even less likely to do than get laid.

You can meet up with any nine people of a weekend and fix that.

10. Multiple Scorgasms – I’m sure whoever thought of this one up thought that it was a stroke of genius. Does it matter if they are a sexually frustrated middle aged man, of course not, they’re having a right giggle down at the Sunday league park.

A good burger tastes better than sex.

sex is not that great, really

As an adjunct to loving someone, sex is remarkably great. If you're just doing it because you like orgasms, you may as well masturbate, bcz lots fewer complications.