what's happening to our borad TMI

is that the costco box, milo? A+

It is. Never found the proper gallon o' lube for deathdroney-pictures

Finished off the last of a 48-count box of condoms this afternoon, have been dating three weeks.

i just threw out some expired condoms.

SIGH

xpost outstanding, sir

bummer about no deathdrone pics but oh well

wish deathdrone never became a meme

otm

otm

otm

especially when milhouse doesn't get to be one

wish deathdrone never became

I always thought deathdrone would always be.....one for the books

lol jim

also, abb/aero otm, that whole thing was sick shit.

Drank coffee and ate asshole for breakfast. The aftertaste is not that diffs from just drinking coffee???

o_O

How rad would it be if, instead of the usual morning cup of coffee, I had an ass I could occasionally lean over and absentmindedly take a lick off of at work.

I bet my spreadsheets would be so much better.

spread... sheet?

Wasn't going for a pun there, fwiw

excel spreadcheeks? idfk

the pivot table is the table

lol

Drank coffee and ate asshole for breakfast.

people say haiku has nothing new to offer but this freeform suggests otherwise

RIP Neil Armstrong

DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE
DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE
EATING ASSHOLE

Why is it that when I clean my ears, I always clean both ears -- and yet one ear will have more wax than the other?

Do you favor a side when you sleep?
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I don't think so, but it's hard to say.

I tend to sleep more on my right side, and my right ear is usually waxier, so I'd buy into this theory.

I sleep on my left, but my right ear is waxier.

Actually a fair sized chink of earwax just came out of my left ear, so never mind.

I wonder if it's different for people in the southern hemisphere.

"Wax forms in the ear canal like water draining down a plughole in slow motion. The Coriolis Effect causes it to be counterclockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere."
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redefining the meaning of TMI

I just went to an ENT doc to remove a buildup of earwax this week too. Always my right ear, happens every few years like clockwork.

Also have fungus growing under some of my toenails that isn't painful so I've left it be for awhile, but it's starting to scratch holes open in my socks because i can't cut the nails short enough

oh I've had that last goin' on for years....

surely some over-the-counter oil/acid should take care of that?

acid's over the counter now? THANKS U OBAMACARE 4 MORE YEARS

sometimes, unconsciously, without meaning to, when i'm sitting at my desk and really need to poop, i find myself humming the first couple of lines of semisonic's closing time over and over again, except it's "pooping time, time for you to go out, go out into the world".

no lie

Markers? Is that you?

nooo.

I shit my pants today.

I had kind of a shizzard last night, even though I felt fine. Ate lunch, went to drive back to my shop and just shit myself out of nowhere. Wasn't even trying to fart. Ugh.

I haven't pissed myself since the Carter administration, and yet, the other thing you mention happens to me like every five years or so.

You'd think No. 1 would be harder to control than No. 2….

while we're on butts, I had an episode of proctalgia fugax last night, and while I was downstairs loping around trying to figure out a way to kill the excruciating pain, i remembered that I had leftover codeine cough syrup from my bout with pneumonia this summer. when I just take benedryl or something, I'll fall asleep in half an hour and my butt pain worries will be over, but codeine? it was like a magic eraser of butt pain. like, 2 minutes and my ass not only felt relief from the pain, but like it was sleeping on it's own little butt pillow with a smile on its face for like, ten minutes before I actually passed out myself. i would totally keep a bottle of this handy in the future, just for this kind of occasion.

Just had to take two separate dumps, one little, the other big. In the latter it felt like I dropped a Happy Meal I had in '88., amongst other things.

looooool

accidentally releasing the waistband of one's jockeys when taking a slash is a great recipe for ending up with a streak of piss down the front of one's shirt, i have discovered

I had sex with a mantis-shaped guy who lost steam halfway through and without even saying anything walked into the bathroom (connected to bedroom) and got a shower. That: was a first.

While he was in the shower I looked at a nicely drafted, stippled mantis illustration that was duct taped to his wall. I wondered.

Hang on. He just stopped mid-sex, got up and showered without a word? That is so weird.