what's happening to our borad TMI

barely missed the joke

lol

these pleasures a wayward distraction
this is my one lucky prize

ovulation

Paxil had that effect on me too. Unfortunately, so does the enlarged-prostate drug I take now.

OTOH, I am prescribed Ambien, which includes a warning that it can cause you to inadvertently have sex whilst not fully awake, and have no recollection of it the next morning

you can do a loooot more than that on ambien

I am most perverted while I'm on my period, which kinda sucks.

I inevitably, during this time, start sexting former flames, trolling Craigslist, Facebook, OkCupid and Fetlife for hotties, and being a general floozy in general. Then nothing happens.

yeah Ambien without a doubt the most addictive substance i've ever used. I could easily go the rest of my life without touching weed or alcohol (well weed, anyway), but you don't want to be around me if I run out of Ambien....

OTOH, I am prescribed Ambien, which includes a warning that it can cause you to inadvertently have sex whilst not fully awake, and have no recollection of it the next morning

Found this the other day. Doesn't really have anything to do with Ambien, I guess.

I sometimes wonder if other species in the animal kingdom have made the sex=babies connection, or if they just do what feels good and have no idea of the ramifications

Chimpanze (thinks): The more I eat, the more I... poop! (2001 Space Odyssey Thus Spake Zarathustra music plays)

wow pplains that hits home. Those of you who know me IRL may know i'm inflicted with dissociative amnesia, which is related to multiple personality disorder though much less severe. The sort of stuff his ex experienced happens to me frequently, or so I'm told since i'm often not aware of it myself. Ambien can exacerbate those tendencies, or at least add to them.

Finished off the last of a 48-count box of condoms this afternoon, have been dating three weeks.

http://i.imgur.com/VY3tN.gif

looool

is that the costco box, milo? A+

It is. Never found the proper gallon o' lube for deathdroney-pictures

Finished off the last of a 48-count box of condoms this afternoon, have been dating three weeks.

i just threw out some expired condoms.

SIGH

xpost outstanding, sir

bummer about no deathdrone pics but oh well

wish deathdrone never became a meme

otm

otm

otm

especially when milhouse doesn't get to be one

wish deathdrone never became

I always thought deathdrone would always be.....one for the books

lol jim

also, abb/aero otm, that whole thing was sick shit.

Drank coffee and ate asshole for breakfast. The aftertaste is not that diffs from just drinking coffee???

o_O

How rad would it be if, instead of the usual morning cup of coffee, I had an ass I could occasionally lean over and absentmindedly take a lick off of at work.

I bet my spreadsheets would be so much better.

spread... sheet?

Wasn't going for a pun there, fwiw

excel spreadcheeks? idfk

the pivot table is the table

lol

Drank coffee and ate asshole for breakfast.

people say haiku has nothing new to offer but this freeform suggests otherwise

RIP Neil Armstrong

DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE
DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE
EATING ASSHOLE

Why is it that when I clean my ears, I always clean both ears -- and yet one ear will have more wax than the other?

Do you favor a side when you sleep?
http://metaldetectingforum.com/images/smilies/shrug.gif

I don't think so, but it's hard to say.

I tend to sleep more on my right side, and my right ear is usually waxier, so I'd buy into this theory.

I sleep on my left, but my right ear is waxier.

Actually a fair sized chink of earwax just came out of my left ear, so never mind.

I wonder if it's different for people in the southern hemisphere.

"Wax forms in the ear canal like water draining down a plughole in slow motion. The Coriolis Effect causes it to be counterclockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere."
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/CLEE_F/stephenfry_qi_gal.jpg

redefining the meaning of TMI

I just went to an ENT doc to remove a buildup of earwax this week too. Always my right ear, happens every few years like clockwork.

Also have fungus growing under some of my toenails that isn't painful so I've left it be for awhile, but it's starting to scratch holes open in my socks because i can't cut the nails short enough

oh I've had that last goin' on for years....

surely some over-the-counter oil/acid should take care of that?