what's happening to our borad TMI

don't be a hero

Dude, welcome to my life.

did i mention itt that i need to go to the butt doctor b/c my butt bleeds a lot where i had a 'roid lanced 10 years ago?

It is prob a fissure or another roid or something but bleeding butts are not good. Go to the Dr. pronto.

bleeding butts are not good

not allowed to truth bomb this, huh

nope

would not recommend ass surgery unless it's necessary, then would definitely suggest it

Could be a roid. Could be an ulcer. Could be colon cancer.

If it happens once and that's that, you might have a pass. If it happens more than twice in one week, go get it checked.

I've also found doctors are just as skittish about making you since Moon River as patients are. You'll be taken care of.

making you sing Moon River.

mine's probably fine. it's been bleeding for 10 years. i'm almost caught up w/ the woman in the book of mark who had an issue of blood for 12 years. waiting for to for a savior to visit that i might touch his garment and by my exceeding faith be healed. better be careful tho so i don't accidentally seal up the whole region.

fruit
baby wipes
cod liver oil
fiber
no fried foods

the last time I went to my dr abt such things he was like, meh it's a hemorrhoid and if it's bleeding there's nothing much I can do now so *shrug*

thanking you dr awesome I'll just limp home and lie face down on the couch for a day or two til the discomfort goes away O_o

sitz baths

^^^

Is the blood fresh red or dried black?

I spend half my life in a van doing drives that're 6 hours on average and as long as ten, when I'm not in a van I'm in a plane, you guys can do the math, I stand with you in solidarity

If you ever see blood when you're not on the bowl, then please go see someone.

I'm Mr. See The Doctor If A Thought Just Crossed My Mind so don't even worry about me

Talking about Mr. J355 celebrating passover with his boxer shorts.

tmi for tmi

Yah i think given the circs pp is the man who knows whats what when it comes to this topic. Get it checked!

Idk if the entreaties are directed to me but I am going to the doc, but no rush bc I saw a doc years ago who said it was a weak spot from the lancing and to just be careful. But I'm hoping for a better prognosis.

Like my daddy said, don't ever trust anything that bleeds for more than three days and doesn't die.

I never thought that saying would apply to me....

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought the saying would apply to me, but....

Ho-hum. Ovulating and thinking fondly of extremely masculine qualities, hands like slabs of meat, extreme un-prettiness, the more beat-up looking the better. Really an ideal solution is probably to date two entirely different people at different times of the month. During the other 3 weeks I can appreciate delicate features, cheekbones, long tapered elegant hands, etc, but not right now.

How's that for TMI?

I used to be all for the meat slabs all month long, now I can appreciate a range of features. I should try tracking my preferences.

I wish I were going ton a hardcore show and not on a date with someone smart and probably very nice. Problems, eh??

mmm big hands :D

Take your date to the hardcore show, sink or swim buddy

It would hardly be fair to do that and then eye the tattooed train-wrecks the whole time. No, no, this is just a sensible meet-up over beers.

I appreciate your candid thoughts

Ow, sorry. It's the TMI thread!

I think he was being serious?

I was!

I didn't realize ovulation changed a girl's taste in men. (Certainly fills in some blanks for me.)

I mean, I am a dude so I don't know if I can pin it down to a particular time of the season but different things appeal differently for sure

It defs makes me a lot more boy crazy.

Well, my taste doesn't run to "pretty" at the best of times, but it's even more pronounced today.

Ovulation feels like wildcat juice running through your veins. Not sure it's taste so much as appetite.

There, I said it.

Yeah I think lusty thoughts about almost anyone, it's a good sign I better buy tampons.

La Lechera otm

Ovulation makes ladies horny so that they're more likely to fuck and produce babby. Basically. In biological terms, I mean.

hungry4baby

all the fucking, no babby = best of both worlds

hey, I came up with an actual tmi idea

Did you know that guys can sometimes detect ovulation? Happens more often when you're in a relationship, but yeah

how? (dare I ask)

pheromones? idk, you just know