what's happening to our borad TMI

this happened to me (and others, obviously) once or twice and i was remarkably calm and philosophical about it. while i cannot invite them, sometimes faits accomplis might work out?

just as well not to test it

i am godfather to my lil bro's fait accompli (fait accompliece?) and while she's alltime awesome i'd rather not thanks

actually & to mention it, the four of us maclads are the issue of a surprise marriage, iir the dates involved c

I'm 2/3 bastard - parents married aug 14, born nov 14

Congrats darragh - I've had panicky times like that. Ick.

ha is there a hallmark card for the late arrival of a period

We covered this in the 'whtob' thread ten mins ago, yr either all bastard or all legit, short of a stuttring priest bein at the birt h maybe

no stuttering priest, a life of bastardhood it is. Better get sinning!

gf has implanon so she pees on a stick monthly, god bless her

iir my catechism, probably best if god's lookin the other way tbh

i'm thinking of sending someone a sext but i'm nervous about it!

you're just gonna go all in?

worst time of the month - just feel like punching someone

maybe see if interflora will send one with a bouquet :D

I like this suggestion for sexts and punches

I know right?

worst time of the month - just feel like punching someone

Ugh, I comiserate. And in recent years, my pmt symptoms have morphed into FLU SYMPTOMS, I mean wtf. I get sick enough to sometimes need a day off, at least one day a month. Sore throat, fever, aches. Sucks.

Cranky too. Dont want to be cranky.

i'm really hesitant to sext this person because i don't think he is much of a texter, he always just calls me on the phone which i think it SO WEIRD even though it's like not weird at all.

i love sexting!

also i have not had my period for like 4 or 5 months because of the birth control i'm on and it is AWESOME except for the getting paranoid about being pregnant thing.

dmac, don't feel bad. Once I was part of a relationship weird moment where we broke down and bought a test and party hats on new year's eve. Test was neg so we took the hats to the party! Ugh.

X-post what are u on?

I am having my iud taken out in a couple months and I think I am more nervous about that than I was about the insertion.

When my sister had hers inserted it was oddly the same day I had surgery to fix broken wrists. First convo with her I was like, "I hope your cervix feels ok!!" I was on a lotta drugs.

hahahah :)

I'd love to go back on implanon but it messed with my moods so much :(

I can't really tell my funny tmi story online for obv reasons so I am beaming it into the skulls of any thread/board regulars who need a lol. there isn't that hilarious

lmao fuckin Canuck fans

hahahaha

Just dropped a turd the size and shape of a small hand grenade. Wiped ass and was not exactly shocked to find blood on the toilet paper.

OWIE!

don't be a hero

Dude, welcome to my life.

did i mention itt that i need to go to the butt doctor b/c my butt bleeds a lot where i had a 'roid lanced 10 years ago?

It is prob a fissure or another roid or something but bleeding butts are not good. Go to the Dr. pronto.

bleeding butts are not good

not allowed to truth bomb this, huh

nope

would not recommend ass surgery unless it's necessary, then would definitely suggest it

Could be a roid. Could be an ulcer. Could be colon cancer.

If it happens once and that's that, you might have a pass. If it happens more than twice in one week, go get it checked.

I've also found doctors are just as skittish about making you since Moon River as patients are. You'll be taken care of.

making you sing Moon River.

mine's probably fine. it's been bleeding for 10 years. i'm almost caught up w/ the woman in the book of mark who had an issue of blood for 12 years. waiting for to for a savior to visit that i might touch his garment and by my exceeding faith be healed. better be careful tho so i don't accidentally seal up the whole region.

fruit
baby wipes
cod liver oil
fiber
no fried foods

the last time I went to my dr abt such things he was like, meh it's a hemorrhoid and if it's bleeding there's nothing much I can do now so *shrug*

thanking you dr awesome I'll just limp home and lie face down on the couch for a day or two til the discomfort goes away O_o

sitz baths

^^^

Is the blood fresh red or dried black?

I spend half my life in a van doing drives that're 6 hours on average and as long as ten, when I'm not in a van I'm in a plane, you guys can do the math, I stand with you in solidarity

If you ever see blood when you're not on the bowl, then please go see someone.

I'm Mr. See The Doctor If A Thought Just Crossed My Mind so don't even worry about me

Talking about Mr. J355 celebrating passover with his boxer shorts.

tmi for tmi

Yah i think given the circs pp is the man who knows whats what when it comes to this topic. Get it checked!

Idk if the entreaties are directed to me but I am going to the doc, but no rush bc I saw a doc years ago who said it was a weak spot from the lancing and to just be careful. But I'm hoping for a better prognosis.

Like my daddy said, don't ever trust anything that bleeds for more than three days and doesn't die.