what's happening to our borad TMI

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A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs

fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please

glass dildos are ok though

some ppl love them

BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.

dat glass

Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.

>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

But would the thing at least stay inside?

Big Ed was kinda tender yesterday after all the work he did for me Sunday night

named after kranepool, i hope

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^^^good hands, no stick

I can't remember, is tmi board logged-in only?

mook I stole that from Steve Martin in All of Me

i can almost keep up with the baseball; you can't throw movies at me too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Ed.jpg

Where's the dry spell thread so I can post a thunderstorm jpg?

Sex Droughts

To my complete astonishment, dark cloudy skies here too. But still no rain.....

on another note, i've got some big fungus-y thing growing under one of my toenails. Gotta see a doc and see what's up with that

on a related note, maybe

so

my gf's period finally arrived

thank fuck.

that was an uncomfortable few days.

bless you sinners

o we sin like sonsabitches but we're fuckin careful about it, sayin?

this happened to me (and others, obviously) once or twice and i was remarkably calm and philosophical about it. while i cannot invite them, sometimes faits accomplis might work out?

just as well not to test it

i am godfather to my lil bro's fait accompli (fait accompliece?) and while she's alltime awesome i'd rather not thanks

actually & to mention it, the four of us maclads are the issue of a surprise marriage, iir the dates involved c

I'm 2/3 bastard - parents married aug 14, born nov 14

Congrats darragh - I've had panicky times like that. Ick.

ha is there a hallmark card for the late arrival of a period

We covered this in the 'whtob' thread ten mins ago, yr either all bastard or all legit, short of a stuttring priest bein at the birt h maybe

no stuttering priest, a life of bastardhood it is. Better get sinning!

gf has implanon so she pees on a stick monthly, god bless her

iir my catechism, probably best if god's lookin the other way tbh

i'm thinking of sending someone a sext but i'm nervous about it!

you're just gonna go all in?

worst time of the month - just feel like punching someone

maybe see if interflora will send one with a bouquet :D

I like this suggestion for sexts and punches

I know right?

worst time of the month - just feel like punching someone

Ugh, I comiserate. And in recent years, my pmt symptoms have morphed into FLU SYMPTOMS, I mean wtf. I get sick enough to sometimes need a day off, at least one day a month. Sore throat, fever, aches. Sucks.

Cranky too. Dont want to be cranky.

i'm really hesitant to sext this person because i don't think he is much of a texter, he always just calls me on the phone which i think it SO WEIRD even though it's like not weird at all.

i love sexting!

also i have not had my period for like 4 or 5 months because of the birth control i'm on and it is AWESOME except for the getting paranoid about being pregnant thing.

dmac, don't feel bad. Once I was part of a relationship weird moment where we broke down and bought a test and party hats on new year's eve. Test was neg so we took the hats to the party! Ugh.

X-post what are u on?

I am having my iud taken out in a couple months and I think I am more nervous about that than I was about the insertion.

When my sister had hers inserted it was oddly the same day I had surgery to fix broken wrists. First convo with her I was like, "I hope your cervix feels ok!!" I was on a lotta drugs.

hahahah :)

I'd love to go back on implanon but it messed with my moods so much :(

I can't really tell my funny tmi story online for obv reasons so I am beaming it into the skulls of any thread/board regulars who need a lol. there isn't that hilarious

lmao fuckin Canuck fans