at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out
― 'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
or big problem, whatever
"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg
― banal like anal (snoball), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 11:13 (fourteen years ago)
A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs
― buzza, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
glass dildos are ok though
some ppl love them
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
dat glass
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
But would the thing at least stay inside?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
Big Ed was kinda tender yesterday after all the work he did for me Sunday night
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:39 (fourteen years ago)
named after kranepool, i hope
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/10/03/1223087679_8112/539w.jpg
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
^^^good hands, no stick
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
I can't remember, is tmi board logged-in only?
― mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
mook I stole that from Steve Martin in All of Me
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
i can almost keep up with the baseball; you can't throw movies at me too
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Ed.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
Where's the dry spell thread so I can post a thunderstorm jpg?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
Sex Droughts
To my complete astonishment, dark cloudy skies here too. But still no rain.....
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
on another note, i've got some big fungus-y thing growing under one of my toenails. Gotta see a doc and see what's up with that
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
on a related note, maybe
― hot knives, wind was blowin' (Ówen P.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
so
my gf's period finally arrived
thank fuck.
that was an uncomfortable few days.
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
bless you sinners
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
o we sin like sonsabitches but we're fuckin careful about it, sayin?
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)
this happened to me (and others, obviously) once or twice and i was remarkably calm and philosophical about it. while i cannot invite them, sometimes faits accomplis might work out?
just as well not to test it
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)
i am godfather to my lil bro's fait accompli (fait accompliece?) and while she's alltime awesome i'd rather not thanks
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
actually & to mention it, the four of us maclads are the issue of a surprise marriage, iir the dates involved c
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
I'm 2/3 bastard - parents married aug 14, born nov 14
Congrats darragh - I've had panicky times like that. Ick.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
ha is there a hallmark card for the late arrival of a period
We covered this in the 'whtob' thread ten mins ago, yr either all bastard or all legit, short of a stuttring priest bein at the birt h maybe
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
no stuttering priest, a life of bastardhood it is. Better get sinning!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
gf has implanon so she pees on a stick monthly, god bless her
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
iir my catechism, probably best if god's lookin the other way tbh
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
i'm thinking of sending someone a sext but i'm nervous about it!
― john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
you're just gonna go all in?
― bamcquern, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
worst time of the month - just feel like punching someone
― sarahell, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
maybe see if interflora will send one with a bouquet :D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
I like this suggestion for sexts and punches
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
I know right?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
Ugh, I comiserate. And in recent years, my pmt symptoms have morphed into FLU SYMPTOMS, I mean wtf. I get sick enough to sometimes need a day off, at least one day a month. Sore throat, fever, aches. Sucks.
Cranky too. Dont want to be cranky.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
i'm really hesitant to sext this person because i don't think he is much of a texter, he always just calls me on the phone which i think it SO WEIRD even though it's like not weird at all.
i love sexting!
― john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:45 (thirteen years ago)
also i have not had my period for like 4 or 5 months because of the birth control i'm on and it is AWESOME except for the getting paranoid about being pregnant thing.
― john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)
dmac, don't feel bad. Once I was part of a relationship weird moment where we broke down and bought a test and party hats on new year's eve. Test was neg so we took the hats to the party! Ugh.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)
X-post what are u on?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
I am having my iud taken out in a couple months and I think I am more nervous about that than I was about the insertion.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)