what's happening to our borad TMI

tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint

wonder why

wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss

PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous

yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl

have you been talking to my one night stands

I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.

I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.

I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.

i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above

supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross

goodness

i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time

at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner

i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out

or big problem, whatever

"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"

idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg

A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs

fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please

glass dildos are ok though

some ppl love them

BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.

dat glass

Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.

>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

But would the thing at least stay inside?

Big Ed was kinda tender yesterday after all the work he did for me Sunday night

named after kranepool, i hope

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/10/03/1223087679_8112/539w.jpg

^^^good hands, no stick

I can't remember, is tmi board logged-in only?

mook I stole that from Steve Martin in All of Me

i can almost keep up with the baseball; you can't throw movies at me too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Ed.jpg

Where's the dry spell thread so I can post a thunderstorm jpg?

Sex Droughts

To my complete astonishment, dark cloudy skies here too. But still no rain.....

on another note, i've got some big fungus-y thing growing under one of my toenails. Gotta see a doc and see what's up with that

on a related note, maybe

so

my gf's period finally arrived

thank fuck.

that was an uncomfortable few days.

bless you sinners

o we sin like sonsabitches but we're fuckin careful about it, sayin?

this happened to me (and others, obviously) once or twice and i was remarkably calm and philosophical about it. while i cannot invite them, sometimes faits accomplis might work out?

just as well not to test it

i am godfather to my lil bro's fait accompli (fait accompliece?) and while she's alltime awesome i'd rather not thanks

actually & to mention it, the four of us maclads are the issue of a surprise marriage, iir the dates involved c

I'm 2/3 bastard - parents married aug 14, born nov 14

Congrats darragh - I've had panicky times like that. Ick.

ha is there a hallmark card for the late arrival of a period

We covered this in the 'whtob' thread ten mins ago, yr either all bastard or all legit, short of a stuttring priest bein at the birt h maybe

no stuttering priest, a life of bastardhood it is. Better get sinning!

gf has implanon so she pees on a stick monthly, god bless her

iir my catechism, probably best if god's lookin the other way tbh

i'm thinking of sending someone a sext but i'm nervous about it!

you're just gonna go all in?