yes but beer too
― 12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, a lot of dudes are into it.
a lot of dudes are into lactation, too, it seems.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
yeast inspection
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
at least it wasn't a lightbulb
really uncommon for dudes to lactate, iirc
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
smart ass
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
wonder why
wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss
PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
have you been talking to my one night stands
― 12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link
supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link
goodness
i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time
― 'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago) link
at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out
― 'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
or big problem, whatever
"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg
― banal like anal (snoball), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs
― buzza, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
glass dildos are ok though
some ppl love them
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
dat glass
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
But would the thing at least stay inside?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
Big Ed was kinda tender yesterday after all the work he did for me Sunday night
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
named after kranepool, i hope
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/10/03/1223087679_8112/539w.jpg
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
^^^good hands, no stick
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
I can't remember, is tmi board logged-in only?
― mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
mook I stole that from Steve Martin in All of Me
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
i can almost keep up with the baseball; you can't throw movies at me too
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Ed.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
Where's the dry spell thread so I can post a thunderstorm jpg?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
Sex Droughts
To my complete astonishment, dark cloudy skies here too. But still no rain.....
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
on another note, i've got some big fungus-y thing growing under one of my toenails. Gotta see a doc and see what's up with that
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
on a related note, maybe
― hot knives, wind was blowin' (Ówen P.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
so
my gf's period finally arrived
thank fuck.
that was an uncomfortable few days.
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
bless you sinners
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
o we sin like sonsabitches but we're fuckin careful about it, sayin?
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
this happened to me (and others, obviously) once or twice and i was remarkably calm and philosophical about it. while i cannot invite them, sometimes faits accomplis might work out?
just as well not to test it
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
i am godfather to my lil bro's fait accompli (fait accompliece?) and while she's alltime awesome i'd rather not thanks
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
actually & to mention it, the four of us maclads are the issue of a surprise marriage, iir the dates involved c
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
I'm 2/3 bastard - parents married aug 14, born nov 14
Congrats darragh - I've had panicky times like that. Ick.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
ha is there a hallmark card for the late arrival of a period
We covered this in the 'whtob' thread ten mins ago, yr either all bastard or all legit, short of a stuttring priest bein at the birt h maybe
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link