what's happening to our borad TMI

plz figure this out h2 and then I can get drunk and ask you how pegging etiquette works

btw hi iltmi I'm at work i.e. leagues from any action, hence why you're seeing even more of me than usual, thanks for daily dose of randiness

no pics on the phone, imagining this item to be basically fennel-shaped pls confirm

Over the course of my life I have been involved with three diff dudes who asked me to peg them. I think it is more common then ppl think.

I did not. More circumstantial than anything else. I did, however, put the neck of a wine bottle up one's butt one very drunk night at his request. And with that I have probably reached my tmi quotient for the year.

glass sounds volatile; makes me think of that guy with the jar video

in most of the bottle up the bum stories i've heard it has curiously always been a booze bottle

wonder why

mods leading from the rear itt

cos carbonated soda would be asking for a whole other service maybe es?

yes but beer too

yeah, a lot of dudes are into it.

a lot of dudes are into lactation, too, it seems.

yeast inspection

at least it wasn't a lightbulb

really uncommon for dudes to lactate, iirc

smart ass

tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint

wonder why

wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss

PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous

yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl

have you been talking to my one night stands

I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.

I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.

I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.

i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above

supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross

goodness

i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time

at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner

i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out

or big problem, whatever

"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"

idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg

A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs

fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please

glass dildos are ok though

some ppl love them

BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.

dat glass

Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.

>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

But would the thing at least stay inside?

Big Ed was kinda tender yesterday after all the work he did for me Sunday night

named after kranepool, i hope

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/10/03/1223087679_8112/539w.jpg

^^^good hands, no stick

I can't remember, is tmi board logged-in only?

mook I stole that from Steve Martin in All of Me

i can almost keep up with the baseball; you can't throw movies at me too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Ed.jpg

Where's the dry spell thread so I can post a thunderstorm jpg?

Sex Droughts

To my complete astonishment, dark cloudy skies here too. But still no rain.....

on another note, i've got some big fungus-y thing growing under one of my toenails. Gotta see a doc and see what's up with that