easy to be misunderstood when you're tonguethighed i spose
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
blast you dmac, and your damned cleverness
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
i put my best years into ilx throwaway tmi puns, if my english teacher could see me now he'd bawl crying.
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
if the thread's any indication the rest of us are balling crying
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
balling, crying, sleeping- p much my routine
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
yes, heterosexual couples use strap ons too you realize
some dudes like it up the butt. no big thing.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
the idea is that the pc muscles hold in the bulb end of the feeldoe. you probably have to have pretty strong muscles. i havent used mine yet. so we'll see.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
sex positivity!
there's a line on the feeldoe website about how keeping the bulb in place can be a bit of a challenge but is fun. something about the whole, forgive the word, vibe of the feeldoe makes me happy. people makin stuff that'll be useful and cool to people, fuck yeah
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
how do you feeldoe
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
heh I was trying not to ask who the intended target of the other end was but I figured
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
plz figure this out h2 and then I can get drunk and ask you how pegging etiquette works
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
btw hi iltmi I'm at work i.e. leagues from any action, hence why you're seeing even more of me than usual, thanks for daily dose of randiness
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
no pics on the phone, imagining this item to be basically fennel-shaped pls confirm
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
Over the course of my life I have been involved with three diff dudes who asked me to peg them. I think it is more common then ppl think.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
I did not. More circumstantial than anything else. I did, however, put the neck of a wine bottle up one's butt one very drunk night at his request. And with that I have probably reached my tmi quotient for the year.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
glass sounds volatile; makes me think of that guy with the jar video
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
in most of the bottle up the bum stories i've heard it has curiously always been a booze bottle
wonder why
― 12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
mods leading from the rear itt
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
cos carbonated soda would be asking for a whole other service maybe es?
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
yes but beer too
― 12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, a lot of dudes are into it.
a lot of dudes are into lactation, too, it seems.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
yeast inspection
― underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
at least it wasn't a lightbulb
really uncommon for dudes to lactate, iirc
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
smart ass
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss
PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
have you been talking to my one night stands
― 12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link
supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link
goodness
i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time
― 'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago) link
at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out
― 'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
or big problem, whatever
"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link
idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.redshirt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/batman6.jpg
― banal like anal (snoball), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs
― buzza, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
glass dildos are ok though
some ppl love them
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
dat glass
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down
But would the thing at least stay inside?
― Lee626, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link