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easy to be misunderstood when you're tonguethighed i spose

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

blast you dmac, and your damned cleverness

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

i put my best years into ilx throwaway tmi puns, if my english teacher could see me now he'd bawl crying.

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

if the thread's any indication the rest of us are balling crying

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

balling, crying, sleeping- p much my routine

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

yes, heterosexual couples use strap ons too you realize

some dudes like it up the butt. no big thing.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

the idea is that the pc muscles hold in the bulb end of the feeldoe. you probably have to have pretty strong muscles. i havent used mine yet. so we'll see.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

sex positivity!

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

there's a line on the feeldoe website about how keeping the bulb in place can be a bit of a challenge but is fun. something about the whole, forgive the word, vibe of the feeldoe makes me happy. people makin stuff that'll be useful and cool to people, fuck yeah

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

how do you feeldoe

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

heh I was trying not to ask who the intended target of the other end was but I figured

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

plz figure this out h2 and then I can get drunk and ask you how pegging etiquette works

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

btw hi iltmi I'm at work i.e. leagues from any action, hence why you're seeing even more of me than usual, thanks for daily dose of randiness

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

no pics on the phone, imagining this item to be basically fennel-shaped pls confirm

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

Over the course of my life I have been involved with three diff dudes who asked me to peg them. I think it is more common then ppl think.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

I did not. More circumstantial than anything else. I did, however, put the neck of a wine bottle up one's butt one very drunk night at his request. And with that I have probably reached my tmi quotient for the year.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

glass sounds volatile; makes me think of that guy with the jar video

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

in most of the bottle up the bum stories i've heard it has curiously always been a booze bottle

wonder why

12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

mods leading from the rear itt

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

cos carbonated soda would be asking for a whole other service maybe es?

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

yes but beer too

12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, a lot of dudes are into it.

a lot of dudes are into lactation, too, it seems.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeast inspection

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

at least it wasn't a lightbulb

really uncommon for dudes to lactate, iirc

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

smart ass

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

wonder why

wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss

PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

have you been talking to my one night stands

12plsrU (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.

mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

goodness

i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time

'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out

'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

or big problem, whatever

'real danger' of Abbott ovenmitt (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sT5K4BHBs

buzza, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

protip: please do not put anything glass up in you, guys, please

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

glass dildos are ok though

some ppl love them

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

BEcause I guess you can heat them and stuff? IDK - that's what they said and some awful sex toy party I was made to go to.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

dat glass

pplains, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

Hard plastic dildos fucking hurt, IME. I don't see how a glass dildo could feel good, but apparently they do to some people.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

>fyi reeldoe gets a thumbs down

But would the thing at least stay inside?

Lee626, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link


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