what's happening to our borad TMI

an ex of mine used to fall asleep during oral too, i never knew what to make of it but eventually i just started to use it strategically, before a match was gonna be on tv or w/e

lollll

I had no idea that was a stereotype or slur!

as an apology I will admit to some uncomfortable chafing in the past

btw this wasn't a "why try' thing, the girl was still very into sex when she wasn't two pitchers into the evening

ime women who are anorgasmic or unable to really get into penetrative m/f intercourse are pretty normal, it's just one of the many ways that we all are different and sometimes special

fwiw dudes who can't get off get the third degree and weird stereotypes just as much.

popular with the baseball team, was she?

lol

falling asleep during cunnilingus wouldn't be so common if thighs were not so soft and pillowy

wait, I think I've misunderstood

easy to be misunderstood when you're tonguethighed i spose

blast you dmac, and your damned cleverness

i put my best years into ilx throwaway tmi puns, if my english teacher could see me now he'd bawl crying.

if the thread's any indication the rest of us are balling crying

balling, crying, sleeping- p much my routine

yes, heterosexual couples use strap ons too you realize

some dudes like it up the butt. no big thing.

the idea is that the pc muscles hold in the bulb end of the feeldoe. you probably have to have pretty strong muscles. i havent used mine yet. so we'll see.

sex positivity!

there's a line on the feeldoe website about how keeping the bulb in place can be a bit of a challenge but is fun. something about the whole, forgive the word, vibe of the feeldoe makes me happy. people makin stuff that'll be useful and cool to people, fuck yeah

how do you feeldoe

heh I was trying not to ask who the intended target of the other end was but I figured

plz figure this out h2 and then I can get drunk and ask you how pegging etiquette works

btw hi iltmi I'm at work i.e. leagues from any action, hence why you're seeing even more of me than usual, thanks for daily dose of randiness

no pics on the phone, imagining this item to be basically fennel-shaped pls confirm

Over the course of my life I have been involved with three diff dudes who asked me to peg them. I think it is more common then ppl think.

I did not. More circumstantial than anything else. I did, however, put the neck of a wine bottle up one's butt one very drunk night at his request. And with that I have probably reached my tmi quotient for the year.

glass sounds volatile; makes me think of that guy with the jar video

in most of the bottle up the bum stories i've heard it has curiously always been a booze bottle

wonder why

mods leading from the rear itt

cos carbonated soda would be asking for a whole other service maybe es?

yes but beer too

yeah, a lot of dudes are into it.

a lot of dudes are into lactation, too, it seems.

yeast inspection

at least it wasn't a lightbulb

really uncommon for dudes to lactate, iirc

smart ass

tmi time, kind of thought pegging might have it's reasonable niche but the most was some pseudo-cosmomag-inspired badly-aimed-well-manicured nail that hit my taint

wonder why

wine and some beer bottles ideally shaped for it tbh - dongpart of non-threatening length and width to early experimenters, then flared out to prevent against internal loss

PS aero go out and enjoy Katoomba, it's a beautiful day and the place is gorgeous

yeah just got in, think I will. it's always interesting to me though when women say "several dudes have asked me for" anything at all, really - I went off the market an age ago but I have a total horror of asking anybody to do anything, always felt like I'd be pretty crushed if somebody said "what? are you kidding? fuck no" to any request. and then over the course of time you hear, like, "yeah, it was a one-night stand, he asked me to pee on him" from, like, multiple ppl

have you been talking to my one night stands

I don't know that I've ever been self-conscious enough to actually ask for anything, just felt grateful when offered something that seemed ok or good and felt like it was a favor.

I think people should be able to ask for things - within reason of course (everyone has their limits). Especially with a long term partner.

I definitely have asked for things before and been turned down. It didn't really hurt me; it didn't make me feel rejected. It was just not reasonable to the other party, and I respected that.

i am terrible at asking for things, of sexytimes nature, for reasons described above

supertmi I was given a beer bottle tmi once when vvvv drunk and I stopped it bc the suction from the bottleneck felt ugh gross

goodness

i am bold as brass when it comes to asking for things initially and get less and less so over time

at work, want coffee, can't leave seat, random boner

i always think of churchill, that sorts that little problem out

or big problem, whatever

"random boner" makes it sound like it just pops up somewhere unexpected on yr person, "oops got an elbow boner! brb"

idk what else to describe it as, unasked for? unanticipated? sinister?

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A level-headed ILXor (whose mother is a nurse) told me that the ER patient with a bottle suctioned inside them was for real and VG seems to confirm this position.