what's happening to our borad TMI

like this:
http://benchmark.20m.com/reviews/FestoolDeltex93/FestoolDeltexHero.gif

i conjecture this will not be happening to a significant percentage of our board.

below the belt sander

i've heard of this before when i shared an office with someone who listened to howard stern.

I beat off w/ a jigsaw

that piece goes *there*.....

nsfw: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/354/

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OH MY WHAT THE FUCK?!

That man is so creepy. Thanks a lot, Dayo.

Wait I am confused by the Feeldoe. Does the lady put the bulbous part in her vag and then the dick sticks out?

the question that had to be asked

That's what E is here for :)

E if you thought that was weird, you should watch the sequel http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=QTGMR-G744-

I mean, I guess that is how it must work but in thinking about it I can see how it might be "difficult to keep on (in?) for the person who's "wearing" them" as someone up thread said at least if things really got, you know, going.

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Also I am totally O_O at the idea of a power sander sex toy. The MW is almost too powerful. I can't even imagine what a vibe fashioned out of a power sander would like. That's pretty horrifying tbh.

> Wait I am confused by the Feeldoe. Does the lady put the bulbous part in her vag and then the dick sticks out?

Yes, although the angle looks all wrong to me. According to their website, about 80% are purchased by heterosexual couples. Now I'm really confused.

A former roommate (female) saw me using my orbital sander to smooth a drywall joint and had to "try" it herself. She had never seen one, and I had never heard of one being used for anything other than sanding until then. Although an orbital car polisher used to wax and shine your car is essentially the same tool with a soft terry cloth cover instead of sandpaper - I think the tool manufacturers realized they can sell two tools instead of one by selling the latter in auto-parts stores instead of hardware stores. Evidently there's a third potential sales channel they haven't yet discovered....

xp - no way i'd put my junk in that thing. Scary.

E you have to add the hypen at the end

Orbital power sanders BTW don't move very much - although powerful, the power goes towards torque (so it won't slow down if lots of pressure is applied), not movement. It only vibrates about 1/8" in any direction.

now we know who is ordering that 50 gallon barrel of lube off amazon, I guess

so my tmi story is this.

When I was a younger mh (early 20s) I used to have a number of (pitchers of) beers with an ex and we'd go back to her place and it'd be cool and she would fall asleep. During the act. My dignity was slightly bruised by this and I inquired what was up and she said that it was -- and I quote -- "So relaxing". I get that in a letter-off-tension way, but during the actual act idk if it's the sort of relaxing you want to fall asleep to. After some questioning, I found out she used to fall asleep with her vibrator stuck against her, sometimes until the batteries died. After that, I felt perfectly adequate because I really don't know how she could have had any feeling left at all.

narcosexy

Can we...not...refer to sex toy use as making people unfeeling or whatever? It's kind of a played out nasty little slur about women, so demanding, so impossible for humans to satisfy, they've done it to themselves so why even try anymore, etc. Not that that's you, mh, it just makes me feel kind of gross and sad.

Also I have fallen asleep during oral many many years ago. It *was* relaxing!

an ex of mine used to fall asleep during oral too, i never knew what to make of it but eventually i just started to use it strategically, before a match was gonna be on tv or w/e

lollll

I had no idea that was a stereotype or slur!

as an apology I will admit to some uncomfortable chafing in the past

btw this wasn't a "why try' thing, the girl was still very into sex when she wasn't two pitchers into the evening

ime women who are anorgasmic or unable to really get into penetrative m/f intercourse are pretty normal, it's just one of the many ways that we all are different and sometimes special

fwiw dudes who can't get off get the third degree and weird stereotypes just as much.

popular with the baseball team, was she?

lol

falling asleep during cunnilingus wouldn't be so common if thighs were not so soft and pillowy

wait, I think I've misunderstood

easy to be misunderstood when you're tonguethighed i spose

blast you dmac, and your damned cleverness

i put my best years into ilx throwaway tmi puns, if my english teacher could see me now he'd bawl crying.

if the thread's any indication the rest of us are balling crying

balling, crying, sleeping- p much my routine

yes, heterosexual couples use strap ons too you realize

some dudes like it up the butt. no big thing.

the idea is that the pc muscles hold in the bulb end of the feeldoe. you probably have to have pretty strong muscles. i havent used mine yet. so we'll see.

sex positivity!

there's a line on the feeldoe website about how keeping the bulb in place can be a bit of a challenge but is fun. something about the whole, forgive the word, vibe of the feeldoe makes me happy. people makin stuff that'll be useful and cool to people, fuck yeah

how do you feeldoe

heh I was trying not to ask who the intended target of the other end was but I figured

plz figure this out h2 and then I can get drunk and ask you how pegging etiquette works

btw hi iltmi I'm at work i.e. leagues from any action, hence why you're seeing even more of me than usual, thanks for daily dose of randiness

no pics on the phone, imagining this item to be basically fennel-shaped pls confirm

Over the course of my life I have been involved with three diff dudes who asked me to peg them. I think it is more common then ppl think.

I did not. More circumstantial than anything else. I did, however, put the neck of a wine bottle up one's butt one very drunk night at his request. And with that I have probably reached my tmi quotient for the year.

glass sounds volatile; makes me think of that guy with the jar video

in most of the bottle up the bum stories i've heard it has curiously always been a booze bottle

wonder why

mods leading from the rear itt

cos carbonated soda would be asking for a whole other service maybe es?

yes but beer too