what's happening to our borad TMI

Bristol 3, well done

If you're ever tempted to think, 'I'm really tired, but maybe masturbating will wake me up as well as a nap would,' well, you're wrong. Take the nap.

hahahaha

I mean, I have never had this thought

I can get the job done in three minutes and THEN nap! :)

yes definitely lends itself better to sleep than waking

I heard somehwher that wanking/orgasming is like, physiologically designed to make you sleepy anyway, don't ask me where i heard that because I don't effin know

The SANDMAN

'go to sleep with my sandy dust ps masturbating makes you tired'

feel like orgasms do make me more energetic/awake, always been the opposite of the "dudes like to roll over and sleep" stereotype

except for when a girl and I were experimenting with Lunesta Sex - which was awesome, btw

It varies on time of day and relationship status ime. If I feel like, "wait should I have done that?" then I feel the fear. If it's night and I'm content then I'm lucky if I verbalized actual words after a quick embrace and kiss before passing the fuck out.

What's this about Lunesta sex?

I gather that Lunesta is involved. I just hope it's both parties and not only one, because...y'know, creepy.

sleeping beauty etc erg

Lunesta (US only, but very similar to zopiclone sold elsewhere) gives me (and 1/3 of users) such putrid metalic breath that lasts a full 24 hours that I'd be afraid to let anyone close to me. Ambien by contrast, besides not having this unfortunate side effect, makes you feel great for about 20 minutes, and the next time you're aware it's already tomorrow morning. And every time I get my prescription refilled, it includes a warning that some patients taking Ambien unknowingly have sex while they are not fully awake.

I often don't remember what I was doing the hour or two before taking Ambien the night before, much less while in bed.

Take one Lunesta apiece, fool around, start having sex as the white cloud envelops your peripheral vision, try to finish before you get knocked out.
It was like sex on a burning Viking ship.

Totes ruined by her, months later, swallowing half a month's prescription and texting me that she was trying to kill herself. A text I got when I woke up 7-8 hours later. (she was fine)

Whoa. Lunesta sex extended play.

When I lived with partners I would occasionally ferociously initiate sex about 30-60 minutes after falling asleep. But when I woke up I was too sleepy to continue. That was frustrating to my partners. lol

That's hilarious, Je55e. Ferocious while asleep, sleepy while awake.

I am going to be that guy and post this achewood link: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003

haha.

i'm glad you posted that link b/c it led* me to start reading Achewood again and also to read its wikipedia page. i haven't read it since like 2007 and i've missed it.

*"led" looks misspelled to me.

lerd

just farted for 15 seconds. organic yogurt and fruit for my midmorning break has been having an effect on me.

I get this thread and the "how gross are you" thread mixed up. This one is for current events in TMI, including grossness, not ongoing grossness, I guess?

Headline News TMI, not Situation Room TMI

IN SEX TOY NEWS

- bought a 'feeldoe' this weekend
- also used my hitachi wand yesterday... on my back.

what is a feeldoe? i shouldn't google "feeldoe" at work, probably.

my tmi news:

- my butt hurts and i am going to go see a butt doctor. in 2001 i had a problem 'roid 86'ed and that area now hurts. hoping i come out of this with not only the problem fixed, but a nice remodeling of that whole area. could use some updates and a fresh look for 2012.

omg can't believe you're still rocking the 2001 butt look, where have u been?

imaginin yr butthole with sum41 hair

just comin up with the dude from sum41 tbh

je55e, a feeldoe is like a strapless strapon, if you can dig it. i have read reviews that say they're difficult to keep on for the person who's "wearing" them, as it were.

It's kind of like a double dildo strap on hybrid.

Interesting.

I saw a Hitachi Magic Wand for sale at a thrift store, oh man.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was hanging out with lawn equipment, it was clear they didn't know what it was or where to put it (the garbage).

Even grosser if it came with these attachments (NSFW).
http://www.hitachi--magic--wand.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Attachments/c2/index.html

Hitachi should do a sponsorship deal with UK boyband One Direction.

that is disgusting

(that it was at a thrift store!)

The thing is not designed to be a sex toy, though. I mean, it's become THE vibrator I realize, but it really was designed as something you use to massage your back. So maybe the thrift store people were just super innocent.

there is some difference of opinion out there on whether such vibrating things were ever completely naive

MW until recently marketed solely as a back or neck massager, at least officially. Amazon reviews for these are interesting, apparently about 1/3 of buyers bought it for back pain and were unaware of any alternate use.

Right, I guess what I mean is that it's not 'designed' per se to be a sex toy - not dishwasher safe, not boilable. Definitely shouldn't be shared. You have to plug the dumb thing in, and it's as loud as fuck. On the whole, it's not that great.

but not as loud as the DeWalt orbital power sander, which is the best sex toy ever invented. (if you attach soft spongy things to the velcro rather than sandpaper of course)

o_O

There are several cordless orbital power sanders on the market, which have lots of largely unexplored possibilities. The magic is in the orbital head movement - it doesn't just vibrate back and forth, but side to side in random directions, different every time, which is why they make great..... back massagers. Noisy ones, though.

Yeah, I refinished a wood floor with one of those but I don't know that you're going to find anything to put on it that is going to, uh, soften the abrasive effect enough for more personal purposes

Thick sponges or soft, strategically-shaped silicone molds work well. The larger ones suitable for floor sanding wouldn't work well, but small ones with 3 inch circular heads would suffice. I've seen small triangular heads on these too ("corner sanders") which would be ideal, but not sure if they were orbital which is U&K.

like this:
http://benchmark.20m.com/reviews/FestoolDeltex93/FestoolDeltexHero.gif

i conjecture this will not be happening to a significant percentage of our board.

below the belt sander

i've heard of this before when i shared an office with someone who listened to howard stern.

I beat off w/ a jigsaw