what's happening to our borad TMI

saw a crumb or something on my lap and went to flick it off, but missed and thwacked myself right in the nuts. have a good weekend y'all.

i think i have a uti

almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks

xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!

yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.

i still don't have a dr oops

i got Cipro the last time i had one, just like the anthrax scare victims

i am temporarily hosting a cat with a uti

the cat should post here

utis suck. i use this and cran pills if i catch it early enough.

link didn't work. stuff called cystex. recommended.

i went to patient first and they gave me cipro and a pill that the guy said "will make your urine this color" and pointed to the biohazard sticker. it's true! it looks like orange soda. i feel much better already. my back is sore though. annoying!

first poop in new apartment was a straight-up war crime

milo that post delivers more content per word than many novels, nice work

Bristol 3, well done

If you're ever tempted to think, 'I'm really tired, but maybe masturbating will wake me up as well as a nap would,' well, you're wrong. Take the nap.

hahahaha

I mean, I have never had this thought

I can get the job done in three minutes and THEN nap! :)

yes definitely lends itself better to sleep than waking

I heard somehwher that wanking/orgasming is like, physiologically designed to make you sleepy anyway, don't ask me where i heard that because I don't effin know

The SANDMAN

'go to sleep with my sandy dust ps masturbating makes you tired'

feel like orgasms do make me more energetic/awake, always been the opposite of the "dudes like to roll over and sleep" stereotype

except for when a girl and I were experimenting with Lunesta Sex - which was awesome, btw

It varies on time of day and relationship status ime. If I feel like, "wait should I have done that?" then I feel the fear. If it's night and I'm content then I'm lucky if I verbalized actual words after a quick embrace and kiss before passing the fuck out.

What's this about Lunesta sex?

I gather that Lunesta is involved. I just hope it's both parties and not only one, because...y'know, creepy.

sleeping beauty etc erg

Lunesta (US only, but very similar to zopiclone sold elsewhere) gives me (and 1/3 of users) such putrid metalic breath that lasts a full 24 hours that I'd be afraid to let anyone close to me. Ambien by contrast, besides not having this unfortunate side effect, makes you feel great for about 20 minutes, and the next time you're aware it's already tomorrow morning. And every time I get my prescription refilled, it includes a warning that some patients taking Ambien unknowingly have sex while they are not fully awake.

I often don't remember what I was doing the hour or two before taking Ambien the night before, much less while in bed.

Take one Lunesta apiece, fool around, start having sex as the white cloud envelops your peripheral vision, try to finish before you get knocked out.
It was like sex on a burning Viking ship.

Totes ruined by her, months later, swallowing half a month's prescription and texting me that she was trying to kill herself. A text I got when I woke up 7-8 hours later. (she was fine)

Whoa. Lunesta sex extended play.

When I lived with partners I would occasionally ferociously initiate sex about 30-60 minutes after falling asleep. But when I woke up I was too sleepy to continue. That was frustrating to my partners. lol

That's hilarious, Je55e. Ferocious while asleep, sleepy while awake.

I am going to be that guy and post this achewood link: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003

haha.

i'm glad you posted that link b/c it led* me to start reading Achewood again and also to read its wikipedia page. i haven't read it since like 2007 and i've missed it.

*"led" looks misspelled to me.

lerd

just farted for 15 seconds. organic yogurt and fruit for my midmorning break has been having an effect on me.

I get this thread and the "how gross are you" thread mixed up. This one is for current events in TMI, including grossness, not ongoing grossness, I guess?

Headline News TMI, not Situation Room TMI

IN SEX TOY NEWS

- bought a 'feeldoe' this weekend
- also used my hitachi wand yesterday... on my back.

what is a feeldoe? i shouldn't google "feeldoe" at work, probably.

my tmi news:

- my butt hurts and i am going to go see a butt doctor. in 2001 i had a problem 'roid 86'ed and that area now hurts. hoping i come out of this with not only the problem fixed, but a nice remodeling of that whole area. could use some updates and a fresh look for 2012.

omg can't believe you're still rocking the 2001 butt look, where have u been?

imaginin yr butthole with sum41 hair

just comin up with the dude from sum41 tbh

je55e, a feeldoe is like a strapless strapon, if you can dig it. i have read reviews that say they're difficult to keep on for the person who's "wearing" them, as it were.

It's kind of like a double dildo strap on hybrid.

Interesting.

I saw a Hitachi Magic Wand for sale at a thrift store, oh man.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was hanging out with lawn equipment, it was clear they didn't know what it was or where to put it (the garbage).

Even grosser if it came with these attachments (NSFW).
http://www.hitachi--magic--wand.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Attachments/c2/index.html

Hitachi should do a sponsorship deal with UK boyband One Direction.

that is disgusting

(that it was at a thrift store!)