I work at a school and a rather private room of the school library is separated from my desk by nothing more than a row of bookshelves. In the 5+ years I have been working in this office, never have I heard anyone having sex. Nothing. I have, however, heard marital spats, an unknown Russian with a laptop talking on a gigantic cellphone, and lots of kids crying.
I have heard that people have done it in the bathrooms though, fwiw.
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
(apocryphal story that took place long before I worked there, btw)
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
where's the option for "I have had not had sex in a school library, but I know people who have had sex up against a pillar attached to the campus church"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LrlFDhVn_PY#t=48s
― Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
Is that the British Bob Saget?
― President Keyes, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
I work in a library.I ticked the first option.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
xp it's David Baddiel around 1991.
― Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
no "masturbated in the library" option, no credibility
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
*crickets*
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of hope to do this before i graduate
― flopson, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
No, not least because my university library had about as much privacy as a panopticon prison.
Staff apparently have sex in the basement of the British Library a lot, though.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
They take it out, and 2 weeks later bring it back.
― Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
one of the parts of the job was to shame dudes beating off into leaving
vs. shaming dudes leaving the library into beating off
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Friday, 27 April 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
"Oi, you! Beat it!"
― Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
vs shaming reading books into leaving the sexbrary
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
vs shaming dudes reading books into leaving the sexbrary
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 13 May 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Love in an honors carrel,Livin' it up while I'm goin' down
― caro's johnson (Eazy), Sunday, 13 May 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 14 May 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Right, so 2 have had, presumably with each other.
9 people know who they are...
and 5 people.. um..
― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
i can't look at the wheelchair lift in the same way ever again
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
my univ library was famous for it
(I didn't. Not the library.)
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link