worst revive ever
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, if you get Ted to join in?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo
― you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea
my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Regular anal or....?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
well tbf this was just using a sex toy. but i'm much less skittish about the real thing now
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a video of two younger guys, in what I think was an amateur video, fisting, and I was like, Weird, this actually seems really intimate and sweet.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
whole new avenues opening up my butt
pave 'em girl!
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
i have never done that before
did he like it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out
well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
did you have a boner at this point
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
total boner
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
so weird
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard
it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome
i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
pee play in the shower is rad
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
i'm a fucking nun, apparently
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
i've done this before, but i bet it is far more fun as a dude because you can aim better.
― homosexual II, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
receiving is awesome
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
I think if someone peed on me it would be their last piss ever.
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
having to piss (on someone) while hard
this is really tough fyi
or maybe it just is for me idk
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
top picture = superman that ho
ho = toilet
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
a different friend
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
which one should I do
Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
baked peeti
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
I would too!
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
it's only may but this is already post of the year
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
you got greedy, stevie.
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link