My balls taste funny tonight.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
How does one know that? Besides being informed by someone else. Are you that flexible?
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
Sorry. Meant to type that into WebMD.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
I swear, you've been drunk posting every night this week.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not drunk, nor have I been in well over a week!
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, well, then continue tasting your balls.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
"im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of yr balls"
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
I just searched ILX for "my pussy is on fire" b/c I remember posting that once in June, 2006 and I'm horrified that most of the top results are in posts I made. It was funny for a second but then it got weird.
And now I'll throw one more flaming pussy post on that pile.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol jim
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 07:33 (fourteen years ago)
worst revive ever
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:21 (thirteen years ago)
Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)
Yes, if you get Ted to join in?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)
suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo
― you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 06:03 (thirteen years ago)
My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea
my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
Regular anal or....?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
well tbf this was just using a sex toy. but i'm much less skittish about the real thing now
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
I saw a video of two younger guys, in what I think was an amateur video, fisting, and I was like, Weird, this actually seems really intimate and sweet.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
whole new avenues opening up my butt
pave 'em girl!
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
i have never done that before
did he like it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out
well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
did you have a boner at this point
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
total boner
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
so weird
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:02 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard
it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome
i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
pee play in the shower is rad
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
i'm a fucking nun, apparently
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
i've done this before, but i bet it is far more fun as a dude because you can aim better.
― homosexual II, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
receiving is awesome
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:54 (thirteen years ago)
I think if someone peed on me it would be their last piss ever.
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
having to piss (on someone) while hard
this is really tough fyi
or maybe it just is for me idk
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:24 (thirteen years ago)
It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:36 (thirteen years ago)
Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 11:23 (thirteen years ago)
top picture = superman that ho
ho = toilet
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:35 (thirteen years ago)
I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
a different friend
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
which one should I do
Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)