https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.
Starting to go crazy
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
laurel otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky
and I am gonna waltz out of here
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (fourteen years ago)
IT IS VERY SPRING
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
SPROING!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures
― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (fourteen years ago)
see that is the thing exactly
I mean, the reciprocation or lack thereof, not Rue McClanahan, although that gives me ideas.
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nt9EANIHzYA/SaCF_OrGXNI/AAAAAAAAFFo/w8KaFiznB_k/s320/ruenagel.jpg
?
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
hubba hubba
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
lost my virginity to a jpg
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
wait, women have orgasms?!?
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
As proven by science.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Oh no wait
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
resorting to bad humor to correct my over/undersharing
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
gonna save that line for another day
― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
Hey, baby, c'mon over here and let me throw you an attempted o.
― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
anything below the belt is droughtending, in a little way. not a rainstorm, but definitely a light spritz
― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
anything droughtending doesn't tend to be a light spritz in this context
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
yeah otm xp
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
feel like I tell ilx that d-mac is otm way too often, but he really is
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
nah
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:27 (fourteen years ago)
Initially read this as a Morbius-baiting contribution to the US politics thread.
― You always tell me: "Perhacs Perhacs Perhacs" (seandalai), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)
my penis is chapped from too much fucking.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
a monsoon, as it were
― swaghand (dayo), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
That sucks, chris. At least it's not winter so it's not so dry out and you'll heal faster?
― mh, Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
take it to the sex floods thread, bingo :)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkzRE89Gyw
― scumulator (electricsound), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
Grrr.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 April 2012 13:08 (fourteen years ago)
Drought broken. Woohoo.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
Or ended, rather.
congrats, april showers etc etc
― mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
Congrats, I guess? ;)
I can do three months standing on my head.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/The-Driest-Place-on-Earth-Atacama-Desert-2.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Saturday, 21 April 2012 06:26 (fourteen years ago)
welp, see you later drought thread
― mh, Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
always glad to see thread bumped for the right reason imo
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
true dat
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:13 (fourteen years ago)
Hi-5, mh.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
I wonder if I'll even be competent at sex the next time it happens. Perhaps I should do some cardio.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MnmheO4MuOY/TyRcbN8EtYI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/mcR6kk5lvGQ/s1600/rain1.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
Woop!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 17 June 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)