Sex Droughts

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high five

tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

rah

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

Ty ty. It doesn't seemed to have changed anything, though--I don't know why I thought it might? Like the electricity would have come back on, metaphorically. Which it hasn't. Probably just needs a bigger sample size.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

*furiously considers electricity metaphors*

less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

"sample" size

Hungry4Games (crüt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

Yes that was for lols, my gift to all of you.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

a scientific study which involves having all of the sex

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

sex all the things

mh, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6033c4e63036ce66271728a8eb93309e81277513_m.gif

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

"i like sample" is hawaiian slang for "would smash"

♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Would sample

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

It's unfathomable to me that dudes aren't attempting to sample Laurel on a regular basis tbh

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

Aww, that's sweet.

Err...they might be? The problem is me, because I think if I even fully notice a lot of those efforts, I mostly find them annoying.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

yeah I think Laurel isn't exactly the person who goes to the grocery store on sample day to have a crappy free "meal" of samples if you catch my meaning

mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha <3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

Aye, nor is there.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Dude, for like two weeks.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

a vagina is a lesbian canoe
with a little lesbian riding in it

mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.

Starting to go crazy

homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.

homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?

mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

laurel otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.

mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky

and I am gonna waltz out of here

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

IT IS VERY SPRING

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

SPROING!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

see that is the thing exactly

I mean, the reciprocation or lack thereof, not Rue McClanahan, although that gives me ideas.

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nt9EANIHzYA/SaCF_OrGXNI/AAAAAAAAFFo/w8KaFiznB_k/s320/ruenagel.jpg

?

ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

hubba hubba

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

lost my virginity to a jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

wait, women have orgasms?!?

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

As proven by science.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

Oh no wait

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

resorting to bad humor to correct my over/undersharing

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)


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