No sex since right around xmas last year, which is one of my shortest droughts. I should be fine, tbh, but I think spring is making me horny.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
When you all say "libido" do you mean just horniness or interest in sex with others?
I ask b/c I was gonna say that I had misplaced my libido, but that's not exactly right since I still feel, uh, horny, but the thought of trying to pick up somebody at a bar (or on the street, lol Boystown), which is normally NBD is just so distasteful. And I can't seem to find the wherewithal to date.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
That's def what I meant, Jesse, think some other folks did, too.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
maybe the internet has replaced the part of the brain that would be satisfied by 'dating'
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
I just have little/no desire to have sex
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
Tag, someone else is it.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
Quickly coming up on a year. My prior record (since escaping my teenage years, anyway) was maaaayyyyybe a couple of months. Any libido I have is overridden by my current repulsion with relationships and my general acknowledgement of the emptiness of casual hookups. To be honest, I'm really trying to just rechannel that energy into other, more productive endeavors for the first time in my adult life.
― Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
I am glaring at Laurel while giving congrats
― mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
go laurel, it's your birthday
― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
When laurel sets her mind to something laurel gets it done!
― rayuela, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
Cruised a dude on the street last night. He was straight, but he was showing signs of interest. We talked for a second, he knew what was up, nothing happened. Meh.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
well done, l!
― tehresa, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
high five
― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
rah
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
Ty ty. It doesn't seemed to have changed anything, though--I don't know why I thought it might? Like the electricity would have come back on, metaphorically. Which it hasn't. Probably just needs a bigger sample size.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
*furiously considers electricity metaphors*
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
"sample" size
― Hungry4Games (crüt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
Yes that was for lols, my gift to all of you.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
a scientific study which involves having all of the sex
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
sex all the things
― mh, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6033c4e63036ce66271728a8eb93309e81277513_m.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs
― uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
"i like sample" is hawaiian slang for "would smash"
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
Would sample
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:24 (fourteen years ago)
It's unfathomable to me that dudes aren't attempting to sample Laurel on a regular basis tbh
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:26 (fourteen years ago)
Aww, that's sweet.
Err...they might be? The problem is me, because I think if I even fully notice a lot of those efforts, I mostly find them annoying.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:49 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I think Laurel isn't exactly the person who goes to the grocery store on sample day to have a crappy free "meal" of samples if you catch my meaning
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha <3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
Aye, nor is there.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
Dude, for like two weeks.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
a vagina is a lesbian canoewith a little lesbian riding in it
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.
Starting to go crazy
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
laurel otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky
and I am gonna waltz out of here
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (fourteen years ago)