How Gross Are You?

I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*...once with a friend who was just too large to be comfortable but when the opportunity presents itself..

*who knows about the finishing, I count by the starts..

I don't like sex enough to do it 4-5 times in a day frequently. like once in a blue moon, but good lord it starts to feel like work after a while

Well, yeah. I'm married now so all wild nights are distant memories. Ahhh, my loose woman days...good days.

I could easily do 3 or 4 times in a night but it would be RIP Mr Veg, lol

might not be the only thing that ripped

facepalm

ouchie

sex injuries are the worst

plus it's not like your partner is gonna let you go on the disabled list

Last long-term relationship, we kept up a steady 3-or-more daily, but we were both broke (no money to do anything, so it was lay on the couch, start getting handsy, have sex, go back to the couch, repeat until bed time) and it seems didn't particularly like each other.

I will be heartbroken when 3/day is no longer doable for me physically, tbh.

When you say "long-term" what exactly do you mean because while 3x a day may be great at first it def isn't sustainable in the long run i don't care how into each other and/or sex you are.

for real

seriously 3 times a day would have me constantly sore

Two years, roughly - first year was a weird friends-with-benefits situation (neither of us was sexing anyone else), last year we were actually dating.

Yeah jesus I dont think ive kept that up even in the first throes :/

to clarify, not every night - that last year, we were probably together 3-4 nights on an average week, it wasn't a live-together situation

Oh ok thats diff.

seriously 3 times a day would have me constantly sore

RIP jim

i am old

I wish life was always a first date. I've had a few 24 hour periods where we've rolled around 12+ times*... ......

*who knows about the finishing, I count by the starts..

I should start counting that way! (the older i get, the wider the start/finish ratio becomes...)

I like pizza. I really like pizza.

But i don't like pizza 3x/day....

I am hovering around the edges of this thread, trying to decide whether discretion is the better part, etc. Probably I should just go to bed, but thanks everyone for yr entertaining and ultimately reassuring grosseties.

Do it, do it!

ok, gross post coming up, don't look if you don't want to see it

i mean it's not that bad

but it's my chin with stitches sans band-aid

here's the deal

(all of this is providing a buffer zone so people won't have to see the somewhat gross (but not really that bad imo) picture unless they don't want to

want to, i mean.

here's the deal, i have a okcupid date thing tonight (not the girl i'm completely stoked on but someone else fyi tmi) and i've been told that i should just ditch the giant band-aid because it's more distracting than anything and ends up drawing more attention than it would if i'd just go without the band-aid. so i took it off. there was a big bloody scab so i peeled away the dry gooey blood. the problem is that one, the remaining part is still kinda bloody and gross, and two , i had to shave because i looked really shabby in all the wrong ways, but i couldn't shave on the stitched up part so there's a tiny little grove of hair there, just to draw even more attention to it.

so here are two pictures, the normal shot of what it looks like to be sitting somewhat close to me, and the close-up gore cam:

http://i39.tinypic.com/u4w3m.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/25fnd4l.jpg

I am trying to be grossed out but all I can do is admire your neck.

and now with band-aid:
http://i42.tinypic.com/207rpmt.jpg

i should just wear the band-aid, right?

dammit abbbbbottttt, this is serious business

the bandage looks p silly, like a teenager trying to hide a zit
the other looks like your every day bike scrape

that's what the barista told me yesterday.

If you'll worry less about grossing someone out with the band-aid, wear the band-aid imo. Goal: worry about as few things as possible

I mean you wear the band-aid, "hi i'm z s, soz about the band-aid, this is how I did it..."

a. instant sympathy
b. awesome ice-breaker

sans bandaid works for me, but I am not grossed out

cute as a banged-up bug either way <3

i'm so conflicted!

jeez thanks, btw

:( sorry xp

wear the bandaid

i can relate as i split my chin in the london underground 4 yrs ago and also had to have 3 stitches

You could wear it, but you could also not wear it, TAUTOLogy help

i was really hoping for some consensus. argh. fwiw, i warned the person earlier today that i may be gross and she replied "no worries, i doubt it will gross me out"

i warned the person earlier today that i may be gross

"How not do it", by Z S, 7th ed.

yeah it doesnt look that bad at all! I was expecting goo and blood. But then again I was a bit distracted by Z cuteness too, sry.

look, AA is right. Whatever option worries you least. You are more than yr chin!

oh, either way i'm not going to worry once it get going. i enter a bizarre land of confidence when i'm in high pressure situations, wish i could be that way all the time but it only pops up when i really need it, i guess. but no, the goal is just not to look gross, or to look less gross

your chin is magnificent
do not wear the bandaid

I'd bandage it, but I'm easily grossed out. And always feel like other people are going to be grossed out by my cuts/etc..

I mean you wear the band-aid, "hi i'm z s, soz about the band-aid, this is how I did it..."

a. instant sympathy
b. awesome ice-breaker

I vote this