Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
"the Foster's bar tap"
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)
(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)
fostahs: australian for shart
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
shartiblastfart
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
frontier sharterist
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)
snowball's story is actually how they follow through on golf courses
"mind if I follow through?"
take a mulligan
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)
TBH i think "following thru" is a britisher thing, I cant take credit for that one!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)
on golf courses they 'play through'
lacks the same ring
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
i did learn on my last vacation what a "reverse kanga" is.and that it is also known as the "A.C. Slater".
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
That was no snoball...
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
I think following through is when you continue the swing past the ball, same as with baseball and tennisand sharting
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
=)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)
xxp poopball?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)
Could form the basis of a new sport.
trap out
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)
It doesn't matter if you're a hipster, an athlete, or your name's megan and you're on the dance team: everybody's walking around with a grinder in their gut.
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)
so much poop yesterday. O_O
― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
grinder? like the sandwich?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
boy I'll never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again :(
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
To turn this away from defecation, I had a really glorious fuck on Veterans Day.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
now that's what I like to hear
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
i have not had my veterans day fuck yet.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)
happy for Morbs!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
Yay!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)
To turn this away from defecation
Veteran's Day Poopy?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
crop-dusting the office like mad today.
ya, i'm that guy.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
i don't know what crop-dusting means in this context.
― Tokyo Sexwale (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
it means walking around farting
― mh, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
nature called today for me, and there was already a guy doing...the same in the stall next to me. dude comes in, and loudly...not even to himself, but clearly to everyone in the bathroom, exclaims "JESUS....it STINKS!".
rude mo'fucker. hope his brakes failed on the way home
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
saw a crumb or something on my lap and went to flick it off, but missed and thwacked myself right in the nuts. have a good weekend y'all.
― frogsclovetofu (beachville), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
i think i have a uti
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!
― just1n3, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
i still don't have a dr oops
i got Cipro the last time i had one, just like the anthrax scare victims
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
i am temporarily hosting a cat with a uti
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
the cat should post here
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
utis suck. i use this and cran pills if i catch it early enough.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
link didn't work. stuff called cystex. recommended.
― JuliaA, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
i went to patient first and they gave me cipro and a pill that the guy said "will make your urine this color" and pointed to the biohazard sticker. it's true! it looks like orange soda. i feel much better already. my back is sore though. annoying!
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
first poop in new apartment was a straight-up war crime
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:17 (fourteen years ago)