what's happening to our borad TMI

note: I did not shart during said conversation

i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.

ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"

What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

can someone parse snoball's potatoes.

was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

lol

Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.

i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings

Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!

I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P

Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE

disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh

"the Foster's bar tap"

(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)

fostahs: australian for shart

shartiblastfart

frontier sharterist

This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.

gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms

snowball's story is actually how they follow through on golf courses

"mind if I follow through?"

take a mulligan

TBH i think "following thru" is a britisher thing, I cant take credit for that one!

on golf courses they 'play through'

lacks the same ring

i did learn on my last vacation what a "reverse kanga" is.
and that it is also known as the "A.C. Slater".

That was no snoball...

I think following through is when you continue the swing past the ball, same as with baseball and tennis
and sharting

=)

xxp poopball?

Could form the basis of a new sport.

trap out

It doesn't matter if you're a hipster, an athlete, or your name's megan and you're on the dance team: everybody's walking around with a grinder in their gut.

so much poop yesterday. O_O

grinder? like the sandwich?

boy I'll never hear that Judas Priest song the same way again :(

To turn this away from defecation, I had a really glorious fuck on Veterans Day.

now that's what I like to hear

i have not had my veterans day fuck yet.

happy for Morbs!

Yay!

To turn this away from defecation

Veteran's Day Poopy?

crop-dusting the office like mad today.

ya, i'm that guy.

i don't know what crop-dusting means in this context.

it means walking around farting

nature called today for me, and there was already a guy doing...the same in the stall next to me. dude comes in, and loudly...not even to himself, but clearly to everyone in the bathroom, exclaims "JESUS....it STINKS!".

rude mo'fucker. hope his brakes failed on the way home

saw a crumb or something on my lap and went to flick it off, but missed and thwacked myself right in the nuts. have a good weekend y'all.

i think i have a uti

almost as far as is physically possible from the marriage bed for the next two weeks

xp spend a day drinking a ton of cranberry juice and if it doesn't go away, go see yr doc, harbl!!

yeah i just drove all over creation to find cranberry juice that was unsweetened and not mostly all other juices. this stuff is disgusting! i'm gonna drink a lot of other things too. maybe peeing a lot will help.