what's happening to our borad TMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

Baby,
I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah

sex-poop Al Gore

an inconvenient poop

I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

lol

Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.

this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

hearty belly lol

oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it

... how on earth does that come up in conversation

a sheep would never admit it.

zzp once you shart, you can't shtop

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?

iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"

Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.

how does it not come up in conversation?

note: I did not shart during said conversation

i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.

ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"

What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

can someone parse snoball's potatoes.

was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

lol

Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.

i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings

Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!

I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P

Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE

disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh

"the Foster's bar tap"

(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)

fostahs: australian for shart

shartiblastfart

frontier sharterist

This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.

gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms

snowball's story is actually how they follow through on golf courses

"mind if I follow through?"

take a mulligan

TBH i think "following thru" is a britisher thing, I cant take credit for that one!

on golf courses they 'play through'

lacks the same ring

i did learn on my last vacation what a "reverse kanga" is.
and that it is also known as the "A.C. Slater".

That was no snoball...

I think following through is when you continue the swing past the ball, same as with baseball and tennis
and sharting

=)

xxp poopball?

Could form the basis of a new sport.

trap out

It doesn't matter if you're a hipster, an athlete, or your name's megan and you're on the dance team: everybody's walking around with a grinder in their gut.

so much poop yesterday. O_O