I guess I just did, huh
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)
omg
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)
I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)
pooping on people from a tree???
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber
OH LORD
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN
E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
Baby,I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.Ooh,The more I get of you,The stranger it feels, yeah
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
sex-poop Al Gore
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
an inconvenient poop
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
most regrettable threadclick of the year for me
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
hearty belly lol
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
... how on earth does that come up in conversation
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
a sheep would never admit it.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
zzp once you shart, you can't shtop
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?
iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
how does it not come up in conversation?
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
note: I did not shart during said conversation
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)
What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
"It's the new craze, spud gunning."
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
can someone parse snoball's potatoes.
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.
― Trayce, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
"the Foster's bar tap"
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)
(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)
fostahs: australian for shart
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
shartiblastfart
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
frontier sharterist
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
This was a long time ago, but once I was walking down the street and sharted. Except the poop itself was solid and dry, about the size of an acorn. It rolled down the inside of the leg of my jeans and out of the bottom, just as I was taking a step forward with that leg, so it was propelled up into the air in a high arc, travelling a fair distance.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
gotta say "following through" gave me a huge lol, always trust Oz for good euphemisms
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)