what's happening to our borad TMI

LOL I've never pooped on a toilet handle, nor do I suspect that people do. But I figure if people can't reliably flush toilets? They can't reliably wipe themselves either, which means poopy fingers touch those things. Like I said, I use my feet mostly just because I am lazy, but I cannot strike the thought from my mind that it may be poopy all the same.

can I call you Poopshoes from now on?

did I ever tell the story about how somebody at my school climbed into a tree once and tried to poop on somebody else

I guess I just did, huh

omg

I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.

pooping on people from a tree???

i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.

lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees

yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp

probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber

OH LORD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg

DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN

E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

Baby,
I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah

sex-poop Al Gore

an inconvenient poop

I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

lol

Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.

this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

hearty belly lol

oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it

... how on earth does that come up in conversation

a sheep would never admit it.

zzp once you shart, you can't shtop

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?

iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"

Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.

how does it not come up in conversation?

note: I did not shart during said conversation

i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.

ha exactly, I was thinking mh's mom was all "I'll pass the potatoes if you tell us a shart story"

What would somebody be doing with potatoes up their butt?

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

can someone parse snoball's potatoes.

was it a readymeal or did you shart from scratch

"It's the new craze, spud gunning."

lol

Doesnt anyone call it "following through" anymore, whats this shart nonsense.

i'm not going to change your sheets again mr hastings

Jesus breakdancing christ, I leave for ten hours and this thread goes all Poop Anarchy!

I thought you of all ppl would approve of this turn of events :P

Why am I reading this at work, btw. LIVIN ON THE EDGE

disappointed by the lack of australian euphemisms revealed itt tbh

"the Foster's bar tap"

(is what I imagine one Australian 'shart' euphemism might be)

fostahs: australian for shart

shartiblastfart